Tyler Durden

Freelance Rebranding Consultant • Ætheist™ • LaVeyan Satanist • Humanist • Psychonaut • Vaccine Shill • Insanity Voyeur • Finder Of Lost Items • Meat Popsicle

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

All these memes about Jujutsu Kaisen fights being protags jumping one villain are just everyone sleeping on World Trigger. That's how real heroes jump an overpowered villain. Hyper advanced attrition warfare where even jobbers can rip you in half if you're not careful.

[Joe Russo @joerussotweets]

This is entirely aimed at my sense of humor.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

Wtf why am I on Twitter, I definitely clicked the xvideos icon.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

Twitter's TOS are on a rollercoaster these days. At least there's still pr0n titties cosplaying as cosplayer titties. It's like the CostCo of OnlyFans, you can have an entire meal just from the samples!

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

Overwatch character skins finally caught up with Halo character skins. Yay.

https://t.co/LqD7quiJC7

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

202Xs amirite?
https://t.co/2gHyvGCaQv

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

Need an extra dose of eldritch horror to make it through your day? Imagine working an entire shift in a sunny, humid, slightly-higher-temperature-than-is-comfortable location with a company hat as part of your uniform.

Now imagine what that hat brim smells like.

Pure horror.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

@pewreview Also found out there's a biological reason alcohol is batteries! I hypermetabolize so if I stop drinking I become sober faster than normals.

So I have to drink like I mean it.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

The worst thing about losing a long-time friend is finding a new one and training them up to the point where they accept your brand of crazy.

Or forgetting where you hid the body.

Brought to you by Glade plug-ins.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

@pewreview Found one of the bodies!

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

So Andrew Tate...is he what you get when you order Pitbull on Wish?

"Mom can we stop and get Mr. Worldwide for dinner?"

"No honey, we have Mr. Worldwide at home."

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

@wmag @SadieSink @AtlantaFX @melanielynskey @nicholasbraun @ElleFanning @JessicaBiel @candyonhulu @TheRealCocoJ @nicolebyer @nlyonne @AdamScott Is this from the new season of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Lookin good Charlie!

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

So after Endgame, after saving half the life in the universe from an alien with a bedazzled glove, the massive army of heroes just... didn't keep in touch, check in on each other, or even swap contact info?

At least Batman bugs everyone's phones. Because he cares.

[Greg Weisman @Greg_Weisman]

How about instead, I strip all straight white male content from the show. We've seen plenty of that already, anyway, and I think they may be polluting the show. Don't ruin my mood.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

You know what really symbolizes transparency?

Redacted text.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

@KeonAureii @GoblinQChesh @MEngMaanyaa @CatPadme @ReverendRuin @Krensharpaw @UNIRockTV @dragnauct @Menace2Sobriet2 @holyspackle @Agrippa257 This is adorable.

Bridges are not built on mutual dislike. You're not trying to build bridges, you're a scorpion trying to cross the river on the back of a frog.

We all know how that story ends.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

It's adorable that people are finally recognizing how slimy Steve McRae really is. They sure were fine with it when it was towards people they didn't like tho...

Pro Tip: Honorable and ethical people don't go around telling everyone how honorable and ethical they are.

[Tyler Durden @exHominoidea]

https://t.co/9sh43ckYwD

#ReleaseTheSnyderCut