Kentucy Tried Kitten

YHWH has been gracious ☺️☺️.
Data engineer X Analyst

[Alex Goldberg @GoldbergCFC]

Every time Man Utd show the slightest sign of being back, they make sure to clear up the misunderstanding immediately.

[BloomField @MsoMuthoni]

You can pick an unarmed teacher from his farm in Homabay to Central Police but a murderous thug has to surrender himself?? Mnatubeba aje?

[Mwaks @Realmwaks]

Ugali mayai again💔

[Kentucy Tried Kitten @exM41N4]

@Kevoh_254 Nani?

[Wayne Gakuo @wayne_gakuo]

Murang'a doing great stuff with devolution money, but "Marginalized region" is building pit latrines whose door is worth Kshs. 500,000 while their governor steals relief food meant for the residents.

[David Ndii @DavidNdii]

Who thinks for this government? How do you justify forcing a minimum wage tea picker in Kericho or waiter in Kwale to finance middle class housing in Nairobi?

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

Remember when DCI were stopping a highschool from performing a play because it irritated the president. We have been through a lot as a country.

[Lindah Oguttu aka Mtu ya mjengo @lindahoguttu]

Let me translate for Non Luos
‘From today, we r giving the command that anyone who says one term, pass with them. If u are among us and you worked for the other side, and u dont think you can walk with us, disappear. Every hotel and home they booked,
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[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

Lenders beware: Kenya’s High Court has greenlit our petition challenging US$54bn in odious debts under Kenyatta & Ruto.
No parliamentary approval. No public benefit. Offshore siphoning.
Kenyans WILL NOT repay what they never authorised. Accountability MUST be restored. #OdiousDebt #DeniBandia

https://t.co/Gc9U2Ypy1b

[Kentucy Tried Kitten @exM41N4]

@Nairob_sneakers asanteni sana wakuu.

Much appreciated.

Kwanza hizo gazelles ♥️♥️

[Kentucy Tried Kitten @exM41N4]

@Kianangih I don't know why you'd insult a teaspoon this way!

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

WHEN YOU ANNOUNCE YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENCY IN UGANDA 😂😂😂😂

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

HOW DIFFERENT AFRICAN COUNTRIES RELATE TO THEIR PRESIDENTS😂😂😂😂😂

[Kentucy Tried Kitten @exM41N4]

@OmaeOkara Brutalist

[Kentucy Tried Kitten @exM41N4]

Cosign black !!!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

fork found in kitchen

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

The intelligence reports released by H E Rigathi Gachagua on police involvement in the escalating spate of murders is 100% as confirmed by the Director of Criminal Investigations. Evidently, criminals are in charge of Internal Security (should be Internal Insecurity) in Kenya.

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Bwana DCI, I have seen you have called a press conference to cover up the police killers of Dr Victoria Nthunya Mutiso and then fix some boda boda riders.

I have the names of the three police killers from Murkomen’s community whom you have been instructed to cover up.

We shall release the details after your presser if you attempt a cover up.

You must name the inspector from Kikuyu Police Station, the constable from the same police station and the other constable from Karinde police post.

Good officers have given me all the details and your days of covering up killings by police officers must come to an end.

Also, bwana DCI, allow the Nairobi sierra killer squad you have transferred out of Nairobi to attend the presser. They want to tell Kenyans and name the persns who have been instructing them and how they are now being victimized.

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

Election date: Kenya’s next General Election should be held in August 2026, not the scheduled August 10, 2027, High Court declares; Justice Mugure Thande suspends decision to avoid chaos and disruption.

[Zollz @zollz]

They got to Mombasa safely btw.

Top lads!

Nairobi to Mariakani with an Uber Boda is around Kes 7000 if you ever needed to know 😅