capitalism bad, me sexy

design dad of 3

[capitalism bad, me sexy @ex_easter]

I want long and lots of money to locate me real quick

[capitalism bad, me sexy @ex_easter]

I easily finish 20L per week pekee yangu

[pengtingbaddiemalo 🚩 @samernther]

20 L of water inaisha in less than a week in a two person household 😭

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

His name was Sylvester Ndung'u, a 16 year old high school child. President Ruto had murdered another child using his special killer squads.

[griffith gitau @gitau_griffith]

I wish Nairobi looked like this.
I wish every town in Kenya no matter how small looked like this.

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

And pretty as well. I hate the tiles nairobi country has chosen, they’re really fugly and then the greenery is really treated like an unnecessary add-on in Kenya - meanwhile here, the grass, trees and their maintenance are essential to the pedestrian experience.

[anything @purpleorangek]

WE CANNOT BE BACK HERE!!! NO, WE CANNOT!!!!!!!!!!
This is deeply unsettling. Beyond anything else, I hope the girl is safe. This is harassment & it is UNACCEPTABLE!

[techbimbo @jameygannon]

i’m never going to sleep again

[akila. @becka1icious]

english teachers recognizing ur potential is the kind of validation that stays w u forever

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Unaenda concert na gari, unarudi na Uber😭😭😭😭. Wueh!!! Gari mzima inapotea inabidi umeitafuta chini ya gari zingine.

[Sarah Waiswa @LAfrohemien]

Interesting... @truthslinger wasn't your car also stolen at a Blankets? Was it ever found btw?

[🥒 @nyanchama_]

When people complain here about the quality of this event you don’t take it seriously until you are a victim

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

A daughter. A drug mule. A lesbian.

We miss you Rue.

[Mohasik @Mohasik8]

Instead of asking why Isiolo and Meru communities need peace, justice, water, grazing solutions and proper governance, Matiang’i jumps straight to a military buffer zone like citizens are enemy territories. Typical matiangi always seeing force as the solution.

[Ory Okolloh-Mwangi @kenyanpundit]

The kids are asking why aren’t we investing in public school infrastructure. We are not providing a response.

Meanwhile, we are being regaled with stories of how much stolen tax money will be spent in the next elections like it’s some kind of genius move.

Like, excuse me???

[Cowgirl @Msnyaguthii]

Every time you hold a leader on a pedestal to the point that you cannot correct them, you turn from a supporter to a cult follower. Only people in a cult would think their leader is beyond reproach.

[Kathambi 🇵🇸🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @jacqy_oh]

yet again we see "progressive movements" stumbling on human rights. their eagerness to sacrifice women at the altar of "saving the country".
hakuna nchi tunakomboa if we're unable to hold space for victims and sit with the discomfort of imperfect heroes.
i believe shakira.

[Mumbi. @miss_mumbzk]

Will you guys pay for her lawyer when that guy inevitably hits her with a SLAPP suit for mentioning his name?

You people do not know abusers and you don’t care for survivors otherwise you would not be telling her to take on such a risk so casually.

[body tea drinker @tardrippi]

lowkey most of us with present fathers only had present fathers because our mothers didn’t leave when our fathers cheated. at least now we can win arguments against our fatherless friends

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

Watu wote walikuwa kwa campaign ya Maraga wanaongea kwa mafumbo saa ii. If you want to save us from “a bad leader” mseme saa hii tujue what is that you’re protecting. Ati “mtajua tu siku moja” as in ?

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

This explains the Mbeere North, Emurua Dikirr by-elections losses. DCP simply do not have the numbers in Parliament or on the ground. All they are doing is running around the country making noise so that they can be heard by the Master and be called back to the fold.