Ethan Walker Lax

Music, Soccer, Funny sh*t, Eye Opener

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@IAmSteveHarvey hey man wnjoy the fight! Tell LeBron i Said what's up! #WaveAtMe!! #YourOnTV

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@chrisdelia all I could picture was Willem Dafoe vaping and talking😂😂😂 #vape #cuda

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@chrisdelia up late and bored? Wanna argue about something? You pick the topic

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@coreysmithmusic hey bud when are you coming back to Oklahoma?

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

Dang @PHILHEATH taking shots at everyone!! #shotsfired

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

Hey @Wendys who would you pick?

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@lildickytweets I see you! @John_C_Reilly as God? Perfect #pillowtalking

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@ADAMDEVINE look at the collar!?!? ITS AN ADAMS APPLE!! #WeirdLife

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

#IGotCaught going out to lunch in Highschool by my Spanish teacher... at Taco Bell. @jimmyfallon

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

*At @WholeFoods *
Cashier- I can cash you out on register one if you'd like?"
Me- CASH ME OUTSIDE HOW BOUT DAH!!! #howboutdah @DrPhil

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

How's life you ask?
I just paired carrots and ranch with a Red Bull vodka....
#Grown

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

So just checked @BedBathBeyond and no.... an Uzi is not a cooking utensil. #badandboujee

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@lildickytweets Its my Birthday!

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

Hey @TheRock It's my Birthday!

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

#NewYearNewMe :
I'm gonna be so productive this year.
#AlsoMe
*Spends hours watching pimple popping videos*
#Meh

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

The worst part about not being a well known comedian is that my tweets just seem fucked up.

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@jk_rowling does Newt have autism? Very interested to hear your take on this? #FantasticBeasts

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@jasonsegel @ActuallyNPH Season 5 Episode 12 plot hole! Marshall slaps Barney for rubbing his face on his suit. Thus ending the slap bet.

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@the_realist don't tackle it either🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/w8uXCmnaYg

[Epic Meal Time @EpicMealTime]

Don't ever touch another man's smoker

[Ethan Walker Lax @ex_lax23]

@GordonRamsay S.O.S. I need help on how to properly broil a sirloin!!! #SOS #SaveOurSteak #RamsayKnowsBest