ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ

ʟᴇᴠᴇʟ 6 ᴠᴀɴᴀʀᴀ ꜰɪɢʜᴛᴇʀ

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳ��ˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

'ᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ, ʙᴀʙʏ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴏᴜʀ ᴇʏᴇꜱ ᴍᴇᴛ
ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴀᴡᴀʏ
ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ᴀʟʟ ɪ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴡᴀɴᴛᴇᴅ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ’ꜱ ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʟᴇꜰᴛ ᴛᴏ ꜱᴀʏ

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Did you know you can kill a goblin in one punch?

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

I’m gonna fist it!

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

If you hire me to go on a mission with you, you’ll get to hear me call myself daddy a hundred times a day.

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

<——— faux dom

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Mira and the Oracle she’s deeply in love with—

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Ooooooooohhhh.

I thought you said three trials…

[𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕒 𓆩♡𓆪 𝔼𝕝𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒 @SereneSales]

Do you not understand the meaning of a free trial..? The ability to experience paid services without paying…

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

What other sort of trials would I need?

I've already shown I'm worthy to wield the greatest weapons EVER.

[𝕊𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕒 𓆩♡𓆪 𝔼𝕝𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒 @SereneSales]

Eh..? What does that… Mean…

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Let daddy suck on your ears, elf-kitten.

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

No wayyyyyy! Kittens are cute and adorable and need to be protected!

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

THAT IS SO RUDE!

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

I do, kitten!

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

It's been a long day.

Daddy's gotta cool off, kittens.
Let's make camp here and now!

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

It'll be over in a minute, they're a bunch of mooks!

[Trianna Telephira~ @ArcaneTrianna]

All right, all right. I'm good to see what you can do.

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

"Did you drop something? Let me help you find it!"

[ᅠᅠᅠᅠ‧₊˚✧ 「 ᴀɴᴀɪꜱ 」✧˚₊‧ @cecaeliamagus]

Bending over .

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Don't die! Don't die! Don't die!

Not for me, at least!

[𝕸𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐄.ᐟ @athirstyvamp]

You're right, actually.

If I hit you with any semblance of the intention to do so, I'll be killed instantly.

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Daddy's sorry, kitten! I'll not call you kitten again!

Just let me cook, alright?

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

I GOT THIS JUST WATCH!

[Trianna Telephira~ @ArcaneTrianna]

I mean, if you want to do it, I won't stop you when I'm capable too.

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

It'll be over before you know it!

[And she's launching off into a flurry of fists being thrown.]

[𝐎𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚 @LernaeanLust]

Daddy. .😵‍💫

Don't take too long, kay?

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑵𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶𝑶!

THE FLAME WON'T ALLOW THAT!
NONONONONO
DON'T YOU DO IT!
YOU CAN'T HIT ME! YOU CAN'T HIT ME!

[𝕸𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐄.ᐟ @athirstyvamp]

I could always sublime your dead body back into a living body...

[ᵀʰᵉ ᴱᵛᵉʳᶠˡᵃᵐᵉ @exactingstrike]

Watch how daddy defeats this horde!

[𝐎𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐚 @LernaeanLust]

My hero. . 💕