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@arifamrizal @txtdariviona Waktu gw bikin untuk anak gw, upload data tengah malem, besok pagi nya udah ada WA kalau sudah jadi. Good job Dukcapil Kota Bekasi

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@ikhwanuddin Bodo amat org bilang hp tanpa case itu orkay, mana enak megang hp tanpa case, licin

[Yerusolo Mania【DavidBeatt】🐿🦉🎨🔮🧟‍♀️☔🦚🍂🔨📜 @BudiBukanIntel]

These ppn shit is getting out of hand

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

@MataNajwa Ngeri2 mencret dia wkwkwk

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Negara ini gak bisa jalan tanpa pajak rakyat

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

1) Gaji tiap bulan dipotong pajak,
2) THR juga kena pajak,
3) Dapet bonus kena pajak juga,
4) Beli barang mahal kena pajak barang mewah,
5) Rumah kena pajak bumi dan bangunan,
6) Motor harus bayar pajak tiap tahun,
7) Mobil juga bayar pajak tiap tahun,
8) Belanja di supermarket tiap itemnya kena pajak,
9) Makan di restoran kena pajak,
10) Beli barang di luar negeri juga bayar bea cukai,
11) Bunga tabungan kena pajak juga dari negara,
12) Apply kerjaan pakai meterai, bayar ke negara,
13) Resign kerjaan juga bikin surat pernyataan pakai meterai,
14) Ditilang juga bayarnya ke negara,
15) Bikin SKCK juga bayar ke aparat negara.

Rakyat:
"Gila, banyak juga ya yang gue setor ke negara."
"Diapain aja tuh duit sama pejabat?"
"Nyampe kita lagi enggak?"
"Jangan-jangan nyangkut dimakan pejabatnya doang?"

Pemerintah:

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Wkwkwk jadi beneran

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Wah semua mentri di 1 pesawat itu risk nya gede bgt. Kalau pesawat ini jatuh, habis mentri kita.
Musti nya di split di bbrp pesawat untuk mengurangi risk

[ERA.id @eradotid]

Menteri Komunikasi dan Digital Meutya Hafid membagikan video perjalanan para pejabat di pesawat~ 😎🪭

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

@ridwanhr indo/alfamart

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@bitxt Benar, benar, tidak berhubungan

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Ditambah lagi orkay pinjem duit dengan bunga yg jauh lebih rendah

[TIRTA @tirta_cipeng]

Ketika belajar ilmu finance.

Orng kaya: pinjem duit buat usaha, karena cost of debt itu secara "teori" lebih murah. Trus usahanya jadi diversifikasi, source income banyak

Orng miskin: pinjem duit buat hidup sehari2. Source income cuma 1.

Sampe kapanpun garis startnya akan beda

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@intinyadeh Alamak ngeri kali bah

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@arifamrizal @tanyarlfes Gw males ngitung, jd gw swipe dan suruh AI ngitung 😜

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@petitestardust Bisa kok hire art di LN, asal punya income yang "layak"

😜

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@yudhis147 😂😂😂

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@nmonarizqa Atau opsi lain bisa pakai fitur "email alias", saya pakai Proton Mail punya

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Gw setuju nih, avoid broad generalisations

[Colm Downes @ColminIndonesia]

An updated list comparing Indonesia with the UK.

🇮🇩 Indonesians are generally better at:

· Being patient when stuck in a traffic jam
· Reverse parking into tight spaces
· Carrying entire families on one motorbike
· Having entire conversations via WhatsApp voice notes
· Eating spicy food without breaking a sweat
· Eating rice with literally every meal
· Surviving without air conditioning
· Turning up late and still being considered on time
· Speaking indirectly
· Badminton
· Smiling
· Karaoke
· Dangdut music
· Taking a shower twice a day

🇬🇧 Brits are generally better at:

· Apologising, even when it’s not their fault
· Stopping at traffic lights
· Standing on the left on escalators
· Queue for anything and everything
· Small talk about the weather
· Making a good cup of tea
· Eating crisps at inappropriate times
· Endlessly debating the best biscuits for dunking
· Walking quickly
· Football
· Frowning
· Queuing
· Being confused by sunshine
· Making awkward eye contact and quickly looking away

As a general rule, we should avoid broad generalisations – after all, we're all unique individuals.

That said, my point here is to highlight, in a light-hearted way, that no one country is inherently better than another. Every country has its strengths and weaknesses, and by bringing different cultures closer together, we can celebrate our differences and learn from each other.

If I had to single out one thing the UK – and perhaps the world – could learn from Indonesia, it would be the incredibly innovative and versatile use of mobile phones. From my experience, Indonesia is miles ahead, especially compared to the UK, when it comes to using mobile phones to get things done.

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Ps. When meeting people from a different country or culture than your own, focus more on what you have in common than any differences you might have. This approach helps build stronger friendships and connections much faster. You’ll be surprised by how much you gain from it.

"We are far more united and have far more in common than that which divides us." - Jo Cox

[Exaudi Ebennezer @exaeb]

Gw udh gak bisa ngerasain keseruan main COD lagi, terakhir Modern Warfare 2019.
Selanjutnya tetap beli, tp tiap main sejam udah ngerasa bosen

[Revv @Revvwz]

Take me back…

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@andreqve Masalahnya anak gw umur 4 tahun yg main, dia ngarahin capit ke boneka yg dia suka walaupun posisinya gak mungkin tercapit

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@Mastermind_722 lucu ya!