Mike Crew

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[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@stokerfirez aah, alright sure

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@stokerfirez you realize there’s an adobe stock photo watermark on that, right?

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@excellentcows i’m trying, but yeah fair

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@posiedecomposes oh shit you’re right, i mean they didn’t actively see me do it so they don’t have the visual of it but yeah i just told the entire internet, thank you for keeping it a secret posie dear

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

real reason i engaged oliver is because he watched my spill syrup all over myself trying to eat toaster waffles at 1 in the morning in the pitch black kitchen and i can’t have anyone else knowing that

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@posiedecomposes oh no i’m just kidding posie! i proposed to him because i love him endlessly, albeit he did witness the waffle incident which was embarrassing

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@of_TheVast Yeah

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

i’m so tired good lord

[anne carson bot @carsonbot]

Desire is no light thing.

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@OliverB95977282 you are<3 <3

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@OliverB95977282 you sap<3

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@OliverB95977282 glad you like it love

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@atrapdoorspider @breekon_hope yeah… my fiancé is 6’3 and it’s not fair

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

huh i have a black eye too

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@TheMagnusInst @ineedalibrarian [[theres a very small group of w359 accounts here! there’s two eiffels, two keplers, two heras, maxwell, hilbert, lovelace, minkowski (me haha) the plant monster, and maxwell and jacobi sharing the same account]]

[mcr lyrics @mcrlyric_bot]

Let's blow an artery
Eat plastic surgery
Keep your apology
Give us more detonation

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

the pain set in and sweet christ that fucking hurts! god damn it ow ow ow

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

@j_archivist you’re brilliant jon thank you

[Mike Crew @exaltiorae]

google didn’t answer me