mizuracle

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[mizuracle @examicam]

born to die
forced to live

[wid @widessss_]

Suami ngetik ga kelar - kelar kirain hal penting. Ternyataaaa ya Allah lagi kerja malah disuru mikirin FPL 🤣

[MBG Jelek! @menuembegejelek]

Biasa, akun kubangan lumpurnya langsung mode pengecut. Sampah!

[אל אברהם @el_avraham]

??

[Jürgenholic Indonesia @thejurgenholic]

Apa nama yang cocok untuk geng ini?...

[Fajar Ramadhan @fajarrusalem]

Frimpong, Kerkez, Dorgu sama Dalot punya grup WA berempat, namanya fantastic four.

[mizuracle @examicam]

@ralenionlaxus @rocherochefa kok PAHAMM

[mizuracle @examicam]

@rocherochefa jeh mbois silitku timbang raine mantan e sampean mbak. Untung wes diwenehi bukti karo sing gawe urip

[raf simons on acid @belfast___]

uan juicy luicy palanya kek logo barcelona

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ⬇️

@B_Fernandes8
@ManUtd
@selecaoportugal

#ballondor

[Fuck Every 𝐗 Account @fuckeveryacount]

Fuck @prabowo

[scenker @chibest_up]

me tbh

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

😭

[UtdTruthful @Utdtruthful]

🚨❤️ Bruno Fernandes revealed that his son was playing football and said he's Szoboszlai:

Dominik Szoboszlai replies: “Gotta admit, your son's got good taste”

Bruno: “Great taste for sure. If he learns to kick the ball like you then I will be very happy” 😆

[jakartalk @Jakartalk]

Sekelompok orang melakukan eksperimen pada goa terdalam di bumi, goa veryovkina di Georgia, dengan melemparkan bongkahan batu besar ke dasar goa.

Suara gema aneh (seperti teriakan manusia) yg dihasilkan ketika batu menghantam permukaan membuat mereka semua panik.

Sound on 🎧

[umbilicious @umbilodon]

bos nelpon pas gw di ojol.

"halo"

"pagi pak."

"yu, *kriuk kriuk* menurut kamu *glek* harga ini kisaran berapa?"

menahan diri untuk gak bilang "lu ngomong ape si anjir telen dulu baru nelp ( ꒪Д꒪)"

"...kalo dari material kayaknya segini. minimal segini deh pak. blablabla." dengan latar suara tiin nguengg brrmm bmm.

"hmm *nyem nyem kriuk* iya juga ya. *krauk krauk* okelah. tengkyu yh *glek glek*."

gw di ojol...

[Halfspace Football @halfspaceindo]

Gambaran gameplay muenchen dibawah kompany 😂. Lini tengah, striker sama davies sibuk bener, sedangkan kiper bek sama 2 sayapnya adem ayem, wkwkwk

Barangkali bisa di kirim ke carrick biar segera disiapkan stragei jitu buat ngalahin mereka di Old trafford

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Life as a Manchester United fan:

[United Extra @TheUnitedExtra]

Seeing Ferguson struggle to recognise De Ligt actually hurt man 😭