Exboyfriend Problems

The awkward moment when your exboyfriend still exists

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how much does someone want to bet that all of the women @ShepRose selects to join his @Bravotv dating show #Relationshep are white? #WednesdayWisdom

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S/o to everyone with daddy issues today

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When you low key popping but nobody knows. And you just try to be humble cus God loves humble people and ur tryna make it into heaven

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FYI.

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It's okay guacamole I'm extra too

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Boys: if ur not interested then just say that
Ladies: I'm not interested
Boys: well let me change that

🙄🙄🙄

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If u give me more headaches than orgasms, boy bye!

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Is fuck off an emotion because I feel it

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Boys: it's stupid when girls say they can't find a guy yet they ignore me, it's like saying ur hungry when there's a hot dog on the ground

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U have more dick in ur personality than in ur pants

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When ever u have a bad day, remember there's a bitch stalking u like it's her religion just to see if ur still happier than her

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If u can go weeks without talking to me, go a couple more. I'm good.

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I am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

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Idc about anyone not liking me, you bitches barely like yourselves 😂

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No matter how lazy your man is he will never ask you to pass him his phone. God will always give him the strength.

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I wish fat would leave me as quick as everything else does

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If ur arguing with a girl and u think it's just between u n her then u r obviously unaware of demon squad group chat cause it's 16 against 1

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I'm sorry I gave you everything I had without making sure you wanted it.

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If a guy tells people u had sex, dont deny it. Use it. Say he's bad in bed. Make up fetishes. Say he called out his mom's name. Destroy him

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I feel sorry for boring bitches with no personality. I've been blessed with multiple.