Excelblem

fire emblem memer/streamer/youtuber

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Did you know? In FE12, if the lightsphere's wielder dies on chapter 20, you will be unable to damage Hardin.
Additionally, if you break Hardin's weapon and defeat all other enemies, then you can't take damage.
This creates an eternal softlock where you can neither win or lose

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Did you know? If you get a dogshit levelup in Fire Emblem it's actually because of your personal moral failings as a human being. All nintendo consoles have a miniature reproduction of anubis's scale and if your spirit is deemed impure all you're getting is hp and skill

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by this logic if I get good enough at these modes they will retroactively become fair and balanced

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the correct way to interpret fire emblem difficulty is that any mode you can beat is fair, honorable, and valorous, while any mode that you can't is unplaytested unfair bullshit

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did you know? Fire Emblem doesn't have real RNG, there's actually a tiny evil homunculus inside your gaming device that decides on a whim whether you miss five attacks in a row and die

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Haunting! Photos taken moments before disaster

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Cause of death: killing too many dragons with frying pan critical hits

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fire emblem might be one of the few games where your units landing crits and killing more enemies than expected is actually a disastrous outcome

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yeah maybe that speedwing will help you this chapter but have you considered leaving it in the convoy until the day you die

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idea: fire emblem game where every enemy has a 1/8000 chance to be shiny which slightly changes their appearance and maxes all their stats

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after getting bodied a dozen times in the prologue I now see why nobody has ironmanned fe12 lunatic reverse on youtube yet

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@Chrisfrem_ie slay the spire 2

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in the next fire emblem game I propose that a critical hit that does 0 damage needs to make a tink sound that is thrice as loud

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@Vossafails Most of my radiant dawn playthrough wasn't streamed, unfortunately. I recorded most of that offline for my videos.

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happy new year

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there are two types of fire emblem fan
1. only knows of the developers as an ethereal vague cloud of japanese
2. knows every major director and lead artist by name and can tell you exactly how each of them have "ruined" fire emblem in excruciating detail

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overall this challenge had the vibes of being in the operations room of a sci fi story where all the special ops squads on the mission are being annihilated by unknown alien weaponry

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playing 16 instances of fe8 at once what could go wrong

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this outcome was predictable

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just figured out a software and hardware solution for a completely new worst way to play fire emblem