Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA

Freak In The Sheets | XLookup Enthusiast | Banned from Gem Saloon

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

They hate to see a white boy absolutely delete a tr***y (last time I got banned for this)

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

@Warren_Stuffit First mistake was going to dos toros

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

When someone accidentally sends a company wide email and some random person replies with STOP REPLYING ALL that might be the most ironic thing ever

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Who the fuck eats at Carrot Express

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Why do people from Philly love wearing Yuengling shirts

I love literal dogwater on my shirt 🔥

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

It is June fucking 15th how is there still NYU graduation going on

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

@PhilipChytil

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Some interns are enjoying shitting on company time a little too much

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Just got cockblocked by a literal tree

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

What a time to be alive

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Knicks ‘47 hat daughter or Yankees MoMA hat son

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Free double protein day at this exact location was the biggest sheep gathering of all time

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

Chipotle order ahead: Chipotle walk-ins:

20 mins 2 mins

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

“Make MDW miserable for everyone so it can be 77 and sunny for the JPMorgan Corporate Challenge”

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

Gay son or this daughter

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

I love being a chud #landryshamet

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

We need a better slur for people who wait on lines

Sheep isn’t good enough

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

It’s a numerator game.

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

1. America’s Backyard (Ft Lauderdale, FL)
2. Grey Lady (New York, NY)
3. Parker House (Sea Girt, NJ)
4. Goodnight John Boy (Chicago, IL)
5. Lucinda’s (New York, NY)

[Nick Watts 🇺🇸 @NickWatts]

My Top 5 Favorite Bars in the United States

1. Katy Trail Ice House - Dallas, TX

2. Chicken Licks - Sun Prairie, WI

3. Ear Inn - New York, NY

4. Dead Bob’s - St. Petersburg, FL

5. The Library - Oxford, MS

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

@Warren_Stuffit Always a pleasure, Nut!

[Bill A. Blehóurs, CPA @excelgoblin91]

We have caught and compromised to a permanent end, Osama Bin Laden #CPASPN