excelvipguard

[Cyborg Warlord @Admiral_Cyborg]

Illegal oil bunkerers were arrested on our waterways. They were handed over to the NSCDC for proper prosecution.

A Senator called for their release...

The following week, another arrest, same crew, same boat.

The Navy burnt the boat, and during an exchange of fire, the bunkerers were unalived.

A petition was written against the Commander of that Naval base for unaliving" innocent civilians", and he was appointed out of that office.

When you fight corruption, be rest assured that corruption will fight back.

Just be strong!

[Enezator @Enezator]

The teacher picked the shyest student in the class to draw a piece of paper, telling everyone that if it was blank, the whole class would get a free period to play. In reality, every paper was blank. She had planned it that way to give him a small moment of confidence, help him connect with his classmates, and ease some of his shyness. ❤️

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

Are these men?

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

It's obvious why Mexicans are trooping to Nigeria to establish factories. You are fast becoming a transit for hard drugs. Foreigners are moving into your bushes & setting up manufacturing. Can you see one of the consequences of the 2023 election?

[excelvipguard @excelvip]

@dre_jobii @Ola___ife Dress Force

[PENTANE🎤💜💡 @Thepentane_]

A particular student used this jazz on a female Corp member in Osun state a few years ago, and he got her pr3gn@nt before she came back to her s3nse, it was all over the news.

This particular charm is called "Àmúdo",
I wouldn't come here to say this if I hadn't seen it work before, my first experience was when I was in secondary school at Urban Day Grammar School, Old Ife Road. A guy from school 1 used it on another female student of school 2, they had s3x on many occasions before she came back to her senses, it was a serious issue that school authority had to step in.

If you attended public school, you'll know jazz like this exists. There's another type of jazz called "òkígbẹ" that if you use it and they hit you with sharp objects like cutlasses, you won't feel anything. I've seen it work when public schools used to fight inter school fights.

A lot of you who didn't even attend rugged public schools or get exposed to stuff like this will come here to deny that this jazz doesn't work. LMFAO!

[Moh 🇳🇬 @AmeboWithMoh]

My neighbor paid his younger brother’s university fees from 100 level to graduation.

Whenever people praised him, he would say, “He’s my brother. What else am I supposed to do?”

After graduation, the younger brother got a good job and started doing well.

One day, he came home and told his brother he wanted to pay back everything he had spent on him.

His brother refused the money.

Instead, he asked him to take over the monthly rent for their mother’s house.

“I’ve done my part. It’s your turn now.” 👀

[Medical Science ✍️ @Med_Bytes]

Leeches are nature_s ultimate stealth surgeons... 🩸👇_• Here is how a leech feeds without triggering pain__• 1️⃣ Three Crescent Jaws_ 300 tiny

[Patchris @DanisonPatience]

Last Tuesday, I was about to leave the office when I received a bank alert.

₦850,000.

I stared at my phone for a few seconds because I wasn't expecting any money.

The sender's name wasn't familiar.

I checked the account number again.

Definitely not mine.

A few minutes later, someone called.

“Please, I think I transferred money to your account by mistake.”

I told him I had seen the alert.

He sounded relieved.

“Please, I'm begging you. That money is for something very important. I made a mistake with one digit.”

I told him I would return it.

But before I could transfer anything, a colleague stopped me.

“Don't send it back yet.”

I laughed.

“Why?”

She said, “Call your bank first. There are too many scams involving wrong transfers.”

So I did.

The bank told me not to touch the money until they investigated.

That evening, the man called again.

This time, he wasn't calm.

“Madam, please! I need that money tonight.”

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Man left in shock after climbing a storey building and discovering how weak the decking is.

[Son of Teacher @nnaemeka]

This is how I see women wearing makeup.

[Rinu Oduala 🔥🔫 @SavvyRinu]

A teacher was beheaded and toddlers are currently being starved to death in kidnappers’ camps across the country in Oyo, Kwara, Borno etc.

And the only thing the church of God could do was come down from the fence and support Tinubu. It’s very shameful.

[Omotayo Olokede @Iamkolotayo]

🚨🚨🚨
We moved on too quickly.
The hashtags faded, the noise died, and life continued, but families are still trapped in the pain of that day.

47 days now 😭 😭 💔 💔 😭

We found another headline, another distraction, another story… but someone is still waiting, praying, and hurting.

A tragedy does not end because the world stops talking.

Remember the victims.
Remember the families.
Never let their pain become forgotten news.

@seyimakinde @officialABAT
#bringbackourchidren

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

In your mother's poverty, she sold akara to give you an education. You work with the Presidency in 2026, but your brain has atrophied from lack of use.

Instead of implementing policies that give the Nigerian child a better childhood than you had, you are asking people to fry akara in 2026 and return to your mother's poverty.

[Somie @ssomie_]

Nigeria has betrayed her young. Tufia.

[PO’s MainChic😎 @D_goodybag]

Whenever Peter Obi speaks, he sees us as people that can be more.

Bola Tinubu & his wife sees Nigerians as slaves.

Always about grains to eat.
This should be from how they see their supporters.

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[Harmless @HarmlessHQ]

Wait...

I don't want to believe Tinubu is really this afraid of Peter Obi.

You mean NDC was registered since December and there was no court cases.

Until Peter Obi joined the party in May 3 and lawsuit was filed against the party on May 5.

I know Tinubu to be a strong politician...I don't think he can stoop this low.

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Pelumi Onifade was a Journalist killed for his reportage on Endsars which indicted a certain Lagos Politician.

DNA has confirmed a body dumped at Some mogue in Ikorodu a
s Onifade's.
That Politician is still roaming free and possibly killing more young Nigerians!
Nigeria is a crime scene

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Mr Kingsley has been battling with kidney failure for 2 years now. He would be needing N40m for surgery. Please let's come together to do what we do, for him. Kindly donate here

2405990902
Zenith
Wisdom Obi-Dickson

Raise am 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼