theElite

An Eccentric Recluse 🌪️ | Backend @AltSchoolAfrica | Smart contracts @CyfrinUpdraft

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Adulting is so humbling. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[Sai @saidotdev]

Claude:
You've used 90% of session limit

Me instantly:

[َ @gffyoq]

for someone so suicidal, i'm still very much alive.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

please stop making people feel weird for getting excited about the things they love.

[Big Chops @iamBigChops]

Bro I just discovered that not gambling is a bigger risk than gambling 💔

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

i just realized 8 hours of sleep is going to be from 10pm to 6am 😭
bruh, we’re so fucked

[Stephen @stephenjyd]

Claude: “permission to run zvdk_+=€✓|{¥}^√bxsjfhdlelh”

Me: run am baba mi, nothing do you

[DDDotun @DDD0tun0]

ChatGPT for everyday nonsense, Claude for the real work, undefeated combo

[ً @artfuIchaos]

just because i seek peace doesn’t mean I’m not skilled at war.

[100 @yh_me2]

I only socialize for research purposes

[Ryan McWhorter @rmcwhorter99]

give me six hours to chop down a tree and i will spend the first four figuring out how to give to axe to claude

[. @dotkeres]

i could use a hug rn or maybe a bullet through my brain

[cee @1ovesickkk]

“hows life going” idk bro ive been ignoring it

[$ @jxtsummer]

all this shit just to die on a random day

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

i genuinely understand why people go insane

[Braeden @BraedendotTECH]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if aviation was held to the standard of software engineering, no plane would ever land twice in a row.