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Ambivert. Idea Broker.This ain't Linkedin so quit looking for my resume and for fuck sake just tell me you don't like my DP instead of swiping left...

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B+...my blood type and attitude

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@yabaleftonline That's a Panasonic Tough book. Don't diss it if you don't know what it's for. Used mostly by field service workers or those in the automotive diagnostic industry. It's built like a tank and will withstand almost anything.

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@Gidi_Traffic Anyone who flags the red car as being at fault (when he was in front, had his indicator on and was hit from behind), would fail a driving test in saner climes. Even when a car brakes abruptly, that's where the 3second gap rule is applied.

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@Nairametrics $72/month 🤦🏿‍♂️

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@ngnstx Spend? no...Reinvest, most definitely. A balance of fixed assets and equities. Indulge with 2-3% of the returns.

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@0x_DeeJay What is sad is her late BF wanted her taken care off even if he wasn't around. His awesome family upheld his wishes. She sadly is now signing up to lose everything and experience what a horrible relationship feels like. Quite a price to pay.

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#rsavscan #southafrica #canada #worldcup2026

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@Nairametrics Small investors would be? <N10m?

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@Nairametrics 200 million in the equity market would return 40% minimum. Fixed assets would give 16-19%. Pay the 12mil rent and still have quite a balance to rollover over. Buying a residential property that yields no income is a poor financial decision.

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@Sisi_Yemmie I hope you are also paying 'bank employee' wages to your domestic staff as well.

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@mjodeleke @ToyosiGodwin @investbamboo If the NIBSS challenge has been resolved, banks will settle successful transactions using the NIBSS settlement report they get the next working day. Usually done before 2pm.

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@mjodeleke @ToyosiGodwin @investbamboo Opay uses a direct settlement system while most banks use NIBSS. This is responsible for a near 99.9% success rate with opay transactions. Most bankers have an opay account as a backup payment option.

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@GuyMr10 How do you cash a N50m cheque when the maximum amount for a single cheque at cleaning is N10m?

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@Officially_Kriz Wait till Access Bank's AGM holds.

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@Nairametrics Naira assets till Q1 2031. Then change to FX. The North is coming.

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@tophz_ Huh? The clip you are showing is 'The Predator' which is one of the lowest rated in the franchise. 'Predator' starring Arnold was the first and highest rated. Followed by 'Predators' and then 'Prey'

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Where did the chain from Sonya come from in this scene? Editing team shoulda gotten a pay cut #mortalkombat2 #movieblunders

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@gee_engr GTB when it got to N100 and fell to N80. Was waiting for it to get back to N60. Didn't happen.

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@Shasheen_ The challenge with sales in banking is the generic nature of the products offered and howit leverages more on sentiment than actual value to the customer. How are you going 2 convince me to leave my funds in a current account so it can count for you and lose roi for the period.

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@Nairametrics Sell. Then buy the dip.

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@Nairametrics Much easier to get a N1 mil in Nigeria, than it is to make $1 mil in the US or make £1 mil in the UK. The strength of the currencies is however disproportionate.