Lolar

Humanity first || Winners never quit,Quitters never win.

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[Lolar @excesslola]

@jon_d_doe @YouCanCallMeOma Congratulations to them, May God bless and keep the baby safe.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If I were a lawmaker, I'll sponsor a bill that would make couples who marry with a genotype mismatch and decide to have children biologically, a criminal offense.

And hospitals or delivery centers must be mandated to report any birth of a child with SS genotype.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Many of young men are broke today because you wasted your scarce resources on women.

Today, those women have left you to go be with other men.

Giving them the totos that you thought you were securing with money.

Don't even bother thinking that karma will fight for you.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear men,

If you plan to marry a second or third wife in the future, please do not marry in a registry or a licensed place of worship.

Marry only customarily.

Your marriage will be legally polygamous.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Being a parent, husband and wife, is one of the most amazing blessings that God gave to mankind.

But as much as it's a blessing, it comes with enormous responsibilities.

Raising and taking care of other humans from cradle till they become adults and independent, is a call of nature.

And God never wished for one human to do it alone.

God's plans were for us to do so under the umbrella of marriage, and raise your children as man and wife.

It's a journey, and a daunting one.

For you young and single people, you must learn that to make the journey worthwhile, you should choose right and lay a good foundation for your relationship.

Marriage is a school that you should never graduate from until you die.

In the conventional schools, we take the lessons before getting the certificates.

In marriage, you get the certificate before taking the lessons.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Civil servants in Nigeria are the most corrupt employees in the country.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Portable, Peller & bobrisky and their likes, have made more headlines on the news than Elumelu, Otedola and Dangote.

That's to tell you how stupid our bloggers and news outlets are.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

The worst mistake any of you young people can make is to be looking up to celebrities or online social media influencers as your pathway to success.

These people are a wee drop on the ocean, no matter how much money they have.

They're not good examples or mentors.

They're entertainers.

More than 50% of them have very short "career" lifespan.

And most of them are illiterates or poorly educated.

Look for educated and enlightened persons to use as mentors.

Study them and follow them.

You don't need to be rich or wealthy in life.

But you should be able to grow or build yourself to a level where you can discern and not be carried away by ephemeral things.

Use your brain.

Use every opportunity that your parents are giving to you and work legitimately hard.

Do not be one of those who beg online to feed and kiss butts.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

To you young undergraduates.

As long as you wish to work in multinational firms, you must work hard and graduate with good grades.

Disabuse your mindsets from 'it's only through connections that you can get employed in good firms'.

Take this from someone who has been in a multinational firm for almost 20 years and has interviewed hundreds of young graduates.

If you're not up to it, no one will employ you.

And if you're a recruitment error, you'll not last in that firm.

End.

[Lolar @excesslola]

@jon_d_doe Young Man,
"Pay more attention to what a woman is not saying than what she said" what she's not saying is where the truth is. AJD.
You're now a back up plan to her because another guy is already in the picture of your relationship.

Don't wait to be friend zoned.
Good luck.

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“I was very explosive and relied on speed and dribbling. I wanted to evolve the way Cristiano did, but I couldn’t. He went from being a dribbler to a lethal goalscorer through discipline.” -Ronaldo Nazário de Lima.

The world will know the truth one day.

[Lolar @excesslola]

@TegaMoney01 @jon_d_doe @TgCafe Never to simpsiology.

[Lolar @excesslola]

@TegaMoney01 @jon_d_doe @TgCafe Bad rubbish to good riddance.
You conquered.
Congratulations!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

When you saw your father remain his meal for you all, even when you had eaten, and he called you to come take some pieces of his meat, did you think that you were the ones who first enjoyed it?

Your mother did first.

A man must show selflessness, love & kindness to his family.

And he starts to show that right from when he was dating your mother in the smallest ways that you may not even notice.

Those of you that have fathers that go out to eat while you're hungry, your mother did you dirty.

She didn't take time to vet your father may be because your father was a good fucker.

So she didn't pay attention to some tiny but important details as his girlfriend.

These things that I teach here may sound too uptight, rigid, or anachronistic to you, but you need to pay attention to what I say.

I don't just post things because I want to post.

My niche has to do with things that affect your emotional lives and family lives.

If it's not healthy, I won't Post it.

Except I just feel like joking in my usual way.

But on this topic of observing your boyfriend when eating from the same plate. Please take it seriously.

Otherwise, you'll tell your husband in the future that there is only one piece of meat left in the soup, and he'll say that nobody should eat it except him.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Dear girlfriends,

Each time you visit your boyfriend & you cook for him.

Please make sure that you eat together from one plate.

If he finishes the food with you all the time, he is not showing good signs of a selfless man.

It doesn't matter how delicious your food is.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If your pastor introduces you to a lady, and is asking you to marry her.

Please be careful.

Your pastor fit don knack the girl before.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Always remember...

Men are the PRIZE.

And women are the PRICE.

There is nowhere a woman is mandated to spend any money during her wedding.

But the man must spend to marry his wife.

She positions herself and wins the PRIZE through femininity, respect and faithfulness.

While he shows love through leadership, protection and provision (PRICE).

That is why the bride is always the happiest during wedding ceremony.

Because she is the winner of the PRIZE.

Good morning.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Religious parents will hardly raise kind children.

Their children will be very wicked and hypocritical.

And most of the time, their children hardly live up to the standards that they set for them.

Because their children know them more than the rest of the world does.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

A married woman should not have more than 3 close female friends.

And all the female friends must be married and believe in the sanctity of marriage.

Any married woman with too many females as friends may ruin her marriage sooner or later.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

You're free to argue this, but let me say it.

The best marriage to have as a man is a marriage where:

1. You're more educated and enlightened than your wife.

2. You're richer than your wife.

3. You're older than your wife.

4. Your wife is not from a family that depends on you for their survival.

5. Your wife is not religious and seldom keeps friends.

6. Your wife is a housewife or works where she still has time to be a present mother.

7. Your wife is from a stable home where the parents are still together, but it's not her mother that is the main provider or the one that calls the shot.

8. All her sisters (especially elder sisters) are married.

9. She spends time to teach the children and takes pride in their achievement.

10. She doesn't deprive you of sex and makes sure that her vagina and home is always clean for you.

11. She doesn't have an ex or she doesn't keep in touch with her exes.

12. She doesn't enable you as her husband and wishes to push you further than she has gotten to.

13. She puts you on your toes and you cannot afford to fail her because of the value that she brings to your life.

14. She knows that you have cheated on her, but turns a blind eye, as long as you're not rubbing it on her face and you put your family first in all thy doings.

15. She knows who you are, but will never use your secrets against you. And even if the marriage doesn't work out, she'll always speak good of you because she believes and trusts that you'll always speak good of her.

End.