excitable honky

Another white motherfucker who lived in Texas for a decade but is back in the Sucker State to continue recovering from alcoholism in Alcoholics Anonymous

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I have complicated feelings about this photo.

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Conversation with daughter just now.

ME: So you like this shirt?

HER: Yes.

ME: Will you call me Super Dad?

HER: No.

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Seeing as it's been several years since the divorce got finalized now, I guess it's about time to try to get laid again.

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@AskPapaJohns I replied to this via messaging.

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@PapaJohns I ordered a pizza to pickup tonight at 7 and it wasn't ready because your store had no record of my online order. So now I'm stuck waiting for them to make the pizza I ordered several hours ago. How does this happen and what can you do for me to rectify this situation?

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@fatmanatee I don't know that I can create multiple accounts there yet.

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@fatmanatee Is that you on Bluesky under this handle?

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@fatmanatee I followed you under my Ramblin Grimace handle.

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Already getting ready to quit.

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So this is what my car looks like while I'm working right now. Yes, I'm still looking for a real job.

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My daughter endorses this tweet.

[Ramblin Grimace @RamblinGrimace]

#ResurrectSupermoon, @jenisicecreams.

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Passed the drug test.

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I'm active.

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@Buccigross @SeattleKraken @DallasStars Oleksiak/Gelndening #bucciovertimechallenge

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I get constant notifications on Facebook about girls I used to have something of a crush on and I hate reading them because I inevitably realize they're not single.

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Always frustrates me to see this because I'll invariably think I need to go to Houston to try these, but it's a 90-minute drive from BCS, so ... it's hard to make the effort.

[The Infatuation @infatuation]

A well-constructed sandwich satisfies just about any food craving you’ve got: it’s buttery, the mayo is fatty, there’s crispy carrot and daikon pickles, refreshing cucumber, and always spicy jalapeñosA well-constructed sandwich satisfies just about any food craving you’ve got: it’s buttery, the mayo is fatty, there’s crispy carrot and daikon pickles, refreshing cucumber, and always spicy jalapeñosA well-constructed sandwich satisfies just about any food craving you’ve got: it’s buttery, the mayo is fatty, there’s crispy carrot and daikon pickles, refreshing cucumber, and always spicy jalapeños.

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So @Pappadeaux called me about a job application I put in and when I call back, nobody answers. So that's great.

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@Buccigross @EdmontonOilers @LAKings McDavid/Danault #bucciovertimechallenge

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Already bought tickets to attend the game in May when they'll be giving out the awesome Outkast bobbleheads, but guess I might be making two trips to ATL this season.

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

‼️𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟‼️

The Atlanta Braves will retire number 25, worn by legendary Braves outfielder Andruw Jones!

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@fatmanatee I said sorry.

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@fatmanatee I'm sorry.