Living in Nigeria 101:
Have a guy everywhere.
1) BANK
2) Airport
3) Immigration office.
4) Hospital
5) Police Station.
6) Road Safety
7) MTN office
8) Filling Station
It reduces your chances of stress and having a bad day..
See, whatever you do, make sure you end up with a kind partner.
There will be days when love will not be enough, but a kind person is a kind person regardless.
My friend's Rottweiler (female) jumped out of the compound only to come back after 2 good hours. Tell me why my friend's wife is flogging her while shouting "o jade lataaro, o lo doko. Ti o ba je ki Local dog fun e loyun, iwo lo ma da to awon omo yen"
I died laughing.