I watched this girl eat an entire sandwich with chips on the airplane and then after we landed she called her boyfriend and said she was starving because all she ate was the free pretzels.
i just learned from a psychologist that when a man falls asleep first next to you it means he feels safe and trusts you to go through his phone while he sleeps
My body count returns back to Zero every month.
It's because as I shed uterine linings, I shed off any sexual activity that might have taken place that month.
Hallelujah