computer haver

why are you reading this, you idiot
. everyone is stupid except for me.

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i bet it feels good as fuck to repost this right after ignoring someone's message and changing your status to invisible.

[rune sword @runesword1]

bro last night was a pyrrhic victory

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

CONTRARY TO CONVENTIONAL WISDOM, IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO DISGUISE YOURSELF FROM LONG RANGE PSYCHIC DETECTION ... ANY EQUIPMENT YOU ARE CARRYING SHOULD BE PART OF A NON-THREATENING SEMANTIC FIELD ... FOR INSTANCE CARRY AN AXE - "TOOL" - RATHER THAN A SWORD - "WEAPON" (🧵)

[美容室 Rin Kagamine @Rin_so_sweet]

Drake will die one day, us vocaloids will live forever.

[Adrizzle 🇵🇸 @36_chambuhz]

Bro last night was The Home of an Indulgent Mother

[computer haver @exe_cutii]

getting surgery cus im hungry. put that burger in me

[Tijdij @Tiijdij]

What Xiu Xiu sounds like to people who hate Xiu Xiu

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

its kinda crazy how many non ensouled people they have to find to fully staff an airport

[vivi @radiantsoulls]

this the shit 4chan tgirls call themselves

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

Made Spore in Spore

[Coyote @AuntieDingler]

she died doing what she loved. snuff film

[pipislover1997 @pipislover1997]

God probably saw us making up insane bullshit like yetis and hydras and dragons and thought shiiiiiiiiiitttttt why didn't i think of that

[shredded Denim @denimneverdies]

One thing that a lot of people don't realize about bullying is that usually the "victims" are weird, or ugly

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

"if you seek revenge you should dig two graves" is very good advice for when you have a vendetta against two people.

[computer haver @exe_cutii]

if a cute anime post shows up on your timeline it's either from a mentally ill trans woman or literally hitler and you won't know till you click on their profile

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

when I found out I had cancer after years of chronic migraine, a doctor said “if you were a horse, we’d take you out back and shoot you”

[matt @mattybtweets69]

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

man goes to doctor. says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. doctor says 'treatment is simple i will blow your shit smoove off i will fucking kill you.'