OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂
USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.
Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.
I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."
"They just come with the table, man."
They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.
This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.
I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.
"Did we…?"
"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."
Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.
My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."
Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.
I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.
Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.
I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.
Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.
My brain is deteriorating, by being a streamer… so I decided to make an effort to start reading books
I went to the bookstore and I bought two interesting books, it cost 59 dollars total
So maybe it’s economical if I just continue to get stupid
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR 100.000 SUBSCRIBERS
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME
This has been my dream since I was a teenager and first watched Pewdiepie reach 100.000
It is an honor to be a content creator.
Thank you. Thank you for everything.
Hehehe our trap worked.
I always knew performative snarkers only ever wanted to harm me but never actually watch the content they criticized baselessly.
So we rage baited this video to test it. And worked.
The funny thing is, this lady is an illegal immigrant of the country of MEXICO. she is an American citizen who was born here and sometimes lives illegally in Mexico
And I’m helping to “send her back” to the country she WANTS to immigrate to to be with her wife. I’m actually helping her accomplish her goals. And they all fell for it haha.
Perfection. Now we know who these losers are.
It looks like the bullet hit Charlie Kirk's vest and ricocheted to his neck.
The fact that he even needed a bullet-proof vest to speak to Lefties should say it all.