zozo

Narcissistic hot girl, active hypnotists, xripper, connoisseur, magician, micro celebrity, SINfluencer, the executive socialite

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If you’re wondering why Ontario is burning it’s because my family has forsaken me and I have cursed their land… oopsie daisies… be alert Ontario more plagues are coming

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I like to go on instagram and ignore all the people messaging me and just watch my own stories 500 times

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Face yoga taught me that men with double chins don’t eat pussy

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Imagine dating a guy for 5years and he never asks you to move in with him cause he’s never lived with any of his girlfriends before, then you break up… I show up 3 years later and we start living together from the FIRST-DATE! I’d be stalking me too. 😉 My lore must be studied

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Gucci makes the most comfortable heels in the world

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Listening to big pimpin on my way to the mall ready to drain my mans credit cards

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Not dying… just passing a fucking kidney stone

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Instagram is not a place where I can be cornered into answering the age old query of “how are you” it’s where I come to be mentally challenged and free

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I love computers

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I go absolutely demon time berserko when I hear escape by Enrique Englasisas

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Girls remember: the higher the heels the closer to god

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I’m very important to god

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In 2005, a medical technician invented Rapex to help prevent rape in South Africa. It resembles a female condom with sharp teeth. Any man who attempts to rape a woman impales himself on the teeth and must go to hospital to have the device removed

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Please help, my boyfriend actually believes osama bin laden did the twin towers

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I am cooked!!!!

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Everyone stressed about @elonmusk doing the hitler salute… my boyfriends been sporting a Hitler moustache for the last month. I have only ever known him and MJ to rock it

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zero tolerance policy for communists

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To everyone who didn’t wish me a happy Hanukkah, I hate you

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Did I ever once in my whole life say I wasn’t a bitch? No… cause I’m not a liar

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Honestly would have rather been murdered than roofied finish what you started dude