Dr. Aly Cavalier

Scientist, book lover, cat person.
(She/her)

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

I want to be an crunchy edgy goth, but in reality, I'm a nerdy, soft library goth.

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

So sad. I talked to the high priestess of @BeautAnon and the call dropped. Then made it to the hold music and the call dropped again. I guess getting to talk to Chris is just not meant to be 😔

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

On this winter solstice, year of our lord two thousand and twenty-four, I witnessed someone use the toilet and leave without washing their hands. This building is full of molecular biologists and y'all still ain't washin' yer mitts? 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

One of the attendants on my flight's name is Mudd and he looks/sounds EXACTLY how you would expect.

Cargo shorts, shark tooth necklace, bleached mullet, vocal fry surfer voice. Perfection.

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

Just had to cancel my card to get @AnthemBCBS to stop charging me for a vision/dental policy that I've been trying to cancel for 3 MONTHS.
They've been giving me the run-around for THREE MONTHS, this is ridiculous and completely unacceptable. I never want Anthem insurance again.

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

I'm sitting here, pissed that my bus came early. But a toddler passing by in a stroller said hi to me, so I guess everything is ok.

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

I don't know if y'all find grocery shopping as stressful as I do, but I feel like I'm having a stroke. See you in hell 🫡

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

"Alexa, play Trashin' the Camp from Tarzan"

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

There's seems to be significantly less road kill in Rhode Island. Which makes sense because I just saw a squirrel use the crosswalk.

[Meredith Loftus @MeredithLoftus]

RIP to the GOAT, James Earl Jones

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

Imma level with y'all, Aldi kinda blows 😞

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

gotta pay the fish tax

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

This song instantly makes me cry

[Spencer Sotelo @SPENCESOTELO]

https://t.co/jmH8WUHv1e

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

Listen, I know that shrimp is bugs. But shrimp is also tasty covered in garlic and butter so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

I don't know how to respond when people ask how I'm doing, so I think I'll just start carrying around a Magic 8 Ball.
"How are you?"
*Shake shake* "Reply hazy, try again."

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

Tool is just Ricky and Morty for musicians

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

I haven't finished the Naming of 2024 episode of @MBMBaM yet, but I'm gonna embrace #20CottageCore 🪻

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

@Walmart I'm on attempt 4 of trying to return part of an order paid for via @Affirm. The refund keeps failing because of the payment type and support at @Affirm won't do anything. I have the card attached to the loan, but running that doesn't work.
Please give me my money back.

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

@PandaExpress there was only one beef in my Broccoli Beef 😭

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

@LabCsu @CORenFest @PepsiCo Thank you!!

[Dr. Aly Cavalier @executivespooky]

Got engaged at @CORenFest, featuring a prominent @PepsiCo product placement. Can we get a sponsored wedding? We met at ren fest, too!