Executive Speak

Don't just do something. Stand there like an Executive.

[Executive Speak @executizeMe]

Executives are here to inspire... And look good. Perhaps looking good inspires you.

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@elonmusk It doesn’t matter, these will never come out. “Powerful” people wielding the government as a weapon won’t allow it.

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@elonmusk Yes it is. And you’re a businessman first. Whether this is backpedaling, or if you truly are more centric in your beliefs, we may never know. It’s obvious this is a move to wash the stink of Trump off and begin to be seen as neutral again. You can’t be a My Pillow guy.

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@mcuban Of course he is. Someone HAS to do something about our ballooning debt, budget deficit, and government corruption though. NO ONE else has - Not Bush, Obama, Trump (1), or Biden. Putting your faith in these R’s and D’s is laughable. They do what’s best for them, not us.

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@ChaseDaniel The weight of the fine is absurd; but if you agree with eliminating helmet to helmet contact, then what’s the difference when the offensive player does it?

Pacheco clearly initiates the hit with his helmet. The NFL helmet has transitioned from safety equipment to weaponry.

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@Buccigross It’s almost as if you don’t like watching hockey.

Don’t rob me of more game 7’s

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@MikeSington This man hits a Grand Slam of indictments and still clings to this nonsense. He wants to see another attack

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: This is first time in American history that a current or former cast member of Home Alone 2 has been indicted for paying hush money payments to a porn star to sway an election

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@romankonoj @BuffaloSabres All we have are young players. Time to try out a new coach

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@BuffaloSabres This team is way too talented to be losing. Our GM quit his job halfway through then season and it’s clear our coach isn’t capable of coaching. No flow, we don’t move the puck, too many mistakes.. if you think Granato will get us there, you don’t know hockey.

Fire them both.

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@NHL Hey NHL, what’s up with the black tracer following the puck during the Dallas game? We didn’t need this gimmick on Fox and we don’t need it now.

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@YardsPerPass And yet we still managed to draft guys who can’t pass rush.

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@TheRealCoach_JB This dude right here. Honestly, you bag on every QB - Mahomes is overrated??? You’re losing credibility now. Apparently no one is good enough to play QB according to you. A random ass dude watching football, screaming at his TV, who has accomplished exactly zero in the NFL. Nice

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Bomb Cyclone and Atmospheric River, meet Mothra and Godzilla over California.

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Tage’s January 3rd…

🔹 3 goals
🔹 3rd hat trick of the season
🔹 30th goal of the season
🔹 Winner 3 minutes into overtime

This one was for you, Damar.

[Josh Allen @JoshAllenQB]

Please pray for our brother.

[Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid]

Instant classic

[BucciOT.Com @Buccigross]

Mr. Brightside #CawlidgeHawkey @thekillers

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

@KariLake A rare moment of self-awareness here.

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@KateQFunny Doctor? Doctor.

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@travladd A pretend currency, backed by imagination goes bankrupt. Who knew.