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If you’re reading this you have issues. Wannabe comedian.
Former Baseball and Golf pro.
Jesus loves me. And you. Probably.

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@mlbtraderumors "Every position. They all suck" is the only acceptable answer.

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@TalkinBaseball_ Shelfy is a huge cry baby. Couldn't be happier.

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@nangleberger I didn't see it. I guess Rodger's fumbled the ball, again, on the game winning drive? That would be VERY un-clutch.

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@CincyJungle Stats and facts push back on him.

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@TeslaSynopsis I don't think that means what you think it means.

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@BarstoolBigCat @jmccarthy55 Me too. Gross.

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@GolfChannel How is this a golf account that doesn't know the difference between slope and backspin?? That ball had very little backspin. This should be embarrassing.

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@conedx @CBoxSports Never happening. Not before Elly is out of contract.

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@realDailyWire Nope. Men are protectors. We'd kill a punk who couldn't give birth.

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@still_hustling That's awesome!

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@PGATour @BOUChampionship All day. That's what golf is about.

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@FlyingAsianCard 212

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@Jomboy_ When the chips are down dude chokes and cries. Blaming the ump like a 12 year old.

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@barstoolsports They're the worst. Can't win straight up.

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@MoEgger Heres a secret Phil, we don't care who owns the team. You literally don't matter to us. When you're gone someone else will own it and we will barely remember you except for the empty promises.

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@adamcarolla He's going to get people killed.

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@joeroganhq A friend of his? Nah.

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@piersmorgan @McIlroyRory Everyone commenting sucks at golf too.

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@Tesla Gross

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@burnsr10 @CBoxSports Lol. Great point.