danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

o god, pls shoot my head right now.

[snoopy @bincangurban]

pertama kali tau disease inj pas SMP, karena adiknya Zarah di Partikel (series Supernova by Dee Lestari) dideskripsikan kena ini, dan dikira bayi setan…..

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

udah lama ga melek sampe jam segini :D

[• @yducknow]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get shit done is the reason i can’t stop procrastinating

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

lu pada kenapa dah nanyanya aneh-aneh bgt ke kandidat. yang penting aja, ga usah kasih jebakan segala

[Yuk Berisik @sharpandshark]

Detik² seorang HRD mengajukan pertanyaan jebakan kepada calon kandidat karyawan ternyata kandidat ini mendapatkan skor yang bagus dalam mengutarakan pendapat hingga relate dengan peraturan perundang-undangan yang berlaku.

Pertanyaan jebakan ini menurut HRD sebagai cara untuk mendapatkan calon karyawan yang memang punya value hingga akuntabilitas saat akan memasuki perusahaan nanti.

HRD mengajukan pertanyaan jebakan ( trick questions ) bukan semata-mata untuk mempersulit kandidat, melainkan sebagai alat untuk menggali informasi lebih dalam yang tidak tertulis di resume. Pertanyaan ini bertujuan untuk menilai karakter, pola pikir, dan kejujuran kandidat di bawah tekanan. 

🎥 peluang kerja

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

kenapa harus beji anjirrrrr HAHAHA

[Reza Ikal @monstreza]

Ibarat Gubernur DKI dan Kepala Otorita IKN lagi ribut, terus tiba-tiba dateng Lurah Beji.

[eisha 🍒 @meishato]

“i don't think i’ll have kids”
- plain
- invites arguments

“this bloodline dies with me”
- assertive
- metal as hell
- implies you’re taking on a great and noble burden which allows no arguments

[kiraキ🇵🇸 @kirawadare]

Yesterday I was fasting but today I cant and everyone at work was confused as heckkk one of my coworkers literally looked at the coffee in my hand like

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

kalau gue harus apal biar ga ribet liat KTP atau buka mbanking

[✧ @cessonmute]

My mom’s older brother passed away a few years ago. He was the quiet type. Lived in the same modest house for decades. Wore old flannels. Fixed his own car. No one ever thought of him as “well off.”
After he died, we learned he had been buying small life insurance policies over the years. Not for himself. For his nieces and nephews.
In his will, he left each of us a payout that would only be released for one thing: education, starting a business, or a down payment on a first home.
No speeches. No “remember me” letter. Just paperwork and signatures.
Turns out he had also been anonymously paying for one cousin’s trade school tuition when their parents couldn’t afford it. None of us knew.
He never posted about helping anyone. Never brought it up at dinner.
He just quietly positioned the next generation a few steps ahead.
Sometimes love looks like preparation no one sees coming.

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

banyak brooo bingung dari yang apa dulu

[Bardan - Digital Marketer @bardanslm]

awal nikah tuh masalahnya ada aja,
saya pernah berantem parah cuma karna perkara air.

jadi saya sobat sederhana biasa di rumah mandi pake air dingin, bak dan gayung.
istri saya biasa pake shower dan air hangat.
ketegangan dimulai setelah nikah.

awal nikah saya masih takut spending uang, blm berani beli2 termasuk water heater untuk mandi.
saya bilang ke istri masak air dulu aja, tp istri saya memilih mandi di rumah orang tuanya, which is memang dekat, 5 menit dari rumah.
awalnya gpp, lama kelamaan skali mandi dia sambil nongkrong jadi lama.

berantem pecah setelah saya lg pengen bgt sama dia, ehhh dia mandi ke rumah orang tuanya 😂 wkwkwk

akhirnya setelah beli water heater permasalahan selesai. disini kasus bukti uang membeli kebahagiaan 😂🤣

kalau kamu pernah berantem masalah apa awal nikah???
saya pernah naro handuk sembarangan didiemin semingggu sama istri cuyyy ngerii bgt 🥲😂

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

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[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

capek juga gue catch up dengan edabu ini pusing bgt ya allah

[M @whalewithu]

Ada teori yang disebut 4 Burners Theory. Disitu disebutin kalau hidup itu kayak kompor 4 tungku: kerjaan, keluarga, kesehatan, temen. Dan kita cuma bisa maksimalin sebagian. Sisanya harus rela dikecilin. Kayak pengingat halus kalau manusia tuh ga bisa ngurus semuanya sekaligus.

[` @ymmayerr]

That I wasn't a gifted child, I was mediocre. I never had any special talents , just surface level information of random topics

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

jadi gini

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

yes plsss?

[ray :V @batakjakun]

maybe… instead of beads bracelet workshop…. we need NGUPAS MANGGA workshop…..?

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

yesss…?

[kumee @kumee]

does anyone actually use their shift key to capitalize letters

[danyeah ᴖ̈ 🇵🇸 @exhasuting]

@frustasiberat lucu bgt bunganyaa

[CF22 B-31AB★💬🦈🍴⛸️📠🗑🖇 @thisisallybtw]

whimsical and joyful outfit for my birthday yesterday bc the only clean minimallist outfit I'll wear is my kain kafan