Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈

#freepalestine | Multifandom artist!! | @goopy_cryptid ‘s slaughterer 🫶💍 | pfp by @/ram.burgers | comms in carrd • trades open

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

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Hello, welcome to my profile!

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I do not have a schedule for when I post art, so please be mindful! :D

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Bio will say status of c0missions

[crumblet 🇻🇳 @cupTWOst]

nothing matters #RickandMorty

cw // gore + blood

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[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

@TINYWETSOCKS @goopy_cryptid HELPPPP 😭😭😭😭 omfg yeahh.. its a lil fishy ,, they just came into the bedroom and said “im so sorry”

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

Happy birthday to me 😭 thank you my love @goopy_cryptid

[armpitsniffer69 @ThatStonerDino]

we was suicidal playing animal jam

[RubyPncake (C0MMs OPEN) @RubyPncake]

I wonder if people would theorize that Pomni is a second scan of Jax later in life if we didn't get the cast's true identities in the finale

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

That was meant for my priv oh well

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

Ive been so busy i think im gonna physically crash chat this is nawt ideal

[kage @sukikage_]

Self undiagnosing. I’m fine

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

@cubiearts So peak now make them kiss

[# CHARLIE @cubiearts]

fifi cuben post… my girls😞💔

[Chappell Moan @Sabrinasdonut]

When you dream about someone you no longer fw

[notsoErudite @notsoErudite]

PLEASE BAN THIS NOW

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

Oh right as im about to move closer to one this is going to be fantastic

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Olive Garden is bringing back its Never Ending Pasta Pass for the first time in six years

The $100 pass gives customers unlimited pasta dishes for 13 weeks with no limit on visits

[cyrus 🦋༘⋆ @spottedscourge]

boy why you so snoot

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the phrase “to be loved is to be worth the inconvenience” really transformed me because i find it so true whenever i think of my friends.

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

Ive never had a cat before . She is sleeping on my chest and purring guys i cant move even though IM supposed to be asleep

[Andy Wang🕊 @andysvibe]

Your thoughts dictate what manifests in your reality so stop complaining and start thinking in your favor.

[Ex | Ash🏳️‍🌈 @exhaustedarts]

Every time i see these i feel like people are yearning for the old tumblr incorrect quotes post setup

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

I was at urgent care with an infected cut when a kid walked in holding his arm at a weird angle.

His dad was right behind him looking pale.

Receptionist: What happened?

Dad: He broke his arm.

Kid: I didn't break it.

Dad: Your arm is literally bent wrong.

Kid: It's fine.

Receptionist: How did this happen?

Dad: He jumped off the roof.

Me: (looked up)

Receptionist: Your roof?

Dad: Our roof. Two stories.

Kid: I had an umbrella.

Everyone in the waiting room went quiet.

Receptionist: You had an umbrella.

Kid: Like a parachute.

Dad: He watched Mary Poppins yesterday.

Kid: It works in the movie.

Dad: YOU'RE NOT MARY POPPINS.

The kid seemed genuinely confused about why the umbrella didn't work. Like he'd done the math and couldn't figure out what went wrong.

Receptionist: Okay, let's get you back.

They called him in pretty fast. The dad sat down next to me and put his head in his hands.

Dad: I was mowing the lawn.

Me: You didn't see him climb up?

Dad: I saw him on the roof. I yelled at him to stay put while I got the ladder.

Me: And?

Dad: He said okay.

Me: But?

Dad: Apparently okay meant he'd wait until I was getting the ladder from the garage.

Me: Then he jumped.

Dad: With my wife's good umbrella. Which is also broken now.

Me: That's what you're worried about?

Dad: You haven't met my wife.

A nurse came out twenty minutes later.

Nurse: Dad?

He went back. I heard the kid explaining to someone that penguins can't fly because they don't have umbrellas.

They came out an hour later. Kid had a blue cast and was eating a popsicle.

Kid: They gave me drugs.

Dad: Please don't say it like that.

Kid: I'm high as a kite.

Dad: (to the nurse) Is he supposed to be this honest?

Nurse: It'll wear off.

As they left, the kid stopped and looked at me.

Kid: Don't try the umbrella thing.

Me: Wasn't planning on it.

Kid: Everyone says that.

Dad: Let's go.

Kid: I'm gonna try a bigger umbrella next time.

Dad: There's not gonna be a next time.

Kid: That's what you said about the trampoline.

The dad looked at me.

Dad: We don't have a trampoline anymore.

They left.

The receptionist looked over at me.

Receptionist: Some kids just wake up and choose chaos.

Me: Think he'll actually try again?

Receptionist: Oh absolutely.

I got my cut cleaned and left.

Saw them in the parking lot. The kid was trying to open the car door with his casted arm while explaining something about eagles.

That dad deserves an award.