Rhys

21 👍 epic with a hint of gay

[Rhys @exhiIa]

guy who has his own podcast where he just gets drunk and hits himself

[Rhys @exhiIa]

I think they also see a slightly dysfunctional autistic man and think I'm like some sort of dog they can adopt and occasionally feed

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Im intriguing to women because they see me as the closest straight equivalent to a lesbian because Im kinda girly and sensitive but I'm also really rude and avoidant but they only like the exterior personality traits for that same reason and would be embarrassed about it longterm

[Rhys @exhiIa]

This but it's a @ClickHole headline

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Girl who everyone fancied in school still has that ego with her nearly 10 years later fml

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Shawty tryna fuck but I've locked myself in her bathroom and im overdosing on her dogs seizure medication

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Basically what I'm trying to say is I'm like secret Ivy Wolk trade

[Rhys @exhiIa]

@andpodepah @LuweDev They said nothing abt smoothness g

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

These aren't even jokes????

[Rhys @exhiIa]

I know ur lowk stunted but we're grown now

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Ppl who brag about talking to ppl on dating apps r insane that's literally what the app is

[Rhys @exhiIa]

@minyjinkaii I need twitter reply girls can u tell ur friends

[Rhys @exhiIa]

tryna hit but they all think i'm gay :(

[Rhys @exhiIa]

i love when im actively trying to push someone away and they tell me something terrible about themselves. Thank you for making this easy

[⚘ sam ⚘ @saaamwatts]

you spend the first 5 years trying to get with the plan and the next 5 years trying to to be with your friends again

[Rhys @exhiIa]

STOP! What you've been told, is what you're told. It's the disco infiltrator gone cold. Oh stupid you! Bet told the truth, but you don't want it! AHHHH

[Rhys @exhiIa]

sat in your ex birds yard pure flinging Leerdammer singles at your kids head like ninja stars

[Rhys @exhiIa]

i'm not your gay best friend I'm not even THAT gay 🙄 (no voice, eat box)

[Rhys @exhiIa]

This Twitter page is sooooooo back

[Rhys @exhiIa]

Lowk I am mentally retarded