kevin

mets / jets / rangers

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

the mandatory sex change surgeries begin TONIGHT. all republican voters, please report to your local abortion clinic voluntarily or a bisexual MS-13 member will be sent to your home. somehow, pansexual orgies and shariah law are simultaneously in effect as of this moment

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

“In situations like this” what the fuck are you talking about. Are you Wile E Coyote

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The hockey self alley-oop is too dirty to display on national television

[kevin @exify]

I'm going to start calling benders uncapped downside scenarios

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

"We and I made a number of decisions that created the potential for an uncapped downside scenario"

David Stearns discusses the lessons he learned from the start to the 2026 season for the Mets

[tess @kimyerisms]

Hello America! This week, [spins wheel] TOFU is contaminated with [spins wheel] INK!

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

meep meep ass location

[Tony D @tonydpoison]

That scroll to find your year of birth is becoming increasingly offensive smh

[julia @juumelo_]

when a white boy asks you to put sunscreen on him that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[el Jefé @JefePil]

you’ve been stoned, but have you ever been “OG on good morning America” stoned?

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

New Yorkers looking for spurs fans after the game

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[dianna @runwildkian]

did we just become best friends?
@JuanSoto25_ @Carsonbenge3

[Funky 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 @Benaskren]

I mean holy shit this is dumb. We are literally getting dumber as a civilization

[The Cupitals @TheCupitals]

The absolute disrespect on this goal is something you maybe see once a year

[pokey pup @Whatapityonyou]

Dept of Agriculture Intern: Here’s that video promoting kids drinking milk, I made it really creepy like you asked

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

good morning to whoever threw this snowball

[The 7 Line @The7Line]

🚨FREE! 🚨 RT to be in the running for this Home Run Apple snow globe. These will never be restocked. https://t.co/CupXdBKGb1

[kevin @exify]

wild thing

[Mark @Cuylle50]

If Mike Richter doesn’t stop Pavel Bure on the penalty shot, the @NYRangers might not win The Cup and we’re still hearing 1940. If Bure scored, it’s 3-1 and we’re probably looking at a 2-2 series. From there, I’m not sure if they win 2 more games. Biggest and best #NYR save ever