tori

𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥

[tori @exiledintellect]

“how careful we'd be if we kent which goodbyes were our last”

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

Practical Magic (1998)

[tori @exiledintellect]

mom: you know what i look like? you know when ursula become a human?
me: oH MY GOD

[tori @exiledintellect]

@coachnategibbs @EngSeyifunmi @MerriamWebster Phrases like these may make one sound like a moron, but only to those who volunteer their time to the criticism of others. I ask you, then, whose time is better spent? The moron with a friend to speak to in incorrect phrases or the judge lonely enough to notice?

[tori @exiledintellect]

the way most of my friends are grammar nerds, but i practice this religion:

[Oluwaseyi Fayomade @EngSeyifunmi]

@MerriamWebster Not to be THAT person, but language evolves

Half of these wrong versions are so common that they’ve basically become accepted in everyday speech.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

“but you handled it so well”

thanks! i actually gave myself an autoimmune disease

[tori @exiledintellect]

this is the closest i’ve ever come to understanding religion— still tryna figure out the murdering and torturing bit, tho

[tori @exiledintellect]

i took a stool softener like 3 days ago and it’s finally worked and this must be what devout christian’s feel when jesus washes away their sins and they are saved cause i feel brand new, forever changed, and want to spread the word about this magic

[tori @exiledintellect]

ooof

[Libriscent @libriscent]

They said,
“What’s the loneliest feeling?”
I answered,
“Missing someone
who’s still right there.”

[feelings @3amfeeliings]

missing someone and knowing there's nothing u can do about it, slowly kills u inside

[feelings @3amfeeliings]

whatever happens, i love you

[tori @exiledintellect]

cause happy is what happens… when all your dreams… come true

[tori @exiledintellect]

the “his and hers” ending… holy shit

[tori @exiledintellect]

i love tap dancing on the line between “love and light” and “it’s on sight”

[tori @exiledintellect]

@triquetrish catching up on tweets from everyone i have notifs on for (cause the main timeline is a war zone i refuse to acknowledge)… is this just a cheez-its stan account now? 🤣

[tori @exiledintellect]

@imaginaryalien @triquetrish i immediately just pictured trish sucking air through the tiny cheez-it hole and declaring something along the lines of “i’ve never understood meditative breathing until now”

[tori @exiledintellect]

@imaginaryalien we could… be the change we wish to see in the world and start our own 😍