The Lunar Misfit

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Everyone says one thing. I post what they meant. Every day. 🌙

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes The toy aisle is now the writers' room.

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@TechCrunch Bring a friend so your first investment mistake has a witness.

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@theo Most apps ask you to accept cookies. This one asks you to bully the owner.

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@swyx Apparently, 'put your phone down' was terrible career advice.

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@steipete Buying the robot a house before trusting it with the keys.

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@DiscussingFilm Finally cleared his name. Right out of the credits.

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@github Bought a dishwasher. Got promoted to plate inspector.

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@IGN Xbox is doing every side quest to avoid the main story.

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@venturetwins Your replacement has already negotiated better working conditions.

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@theo Finally, a restaurant where the chef sends the food back.

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@Rainmaker1973 That's a house cat with enough confidence to put you up for adoption.

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@bindureddy We're now giving restaurants five stars for having a kitchen.

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@garrytan The plane landed early. His patience was booked on the original flight.

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@theo Naming every file 'final' has finally reached the product department.

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@designboom Finally, ice cubes you can leave to someone in a will.

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@paulg A watch from before your wrist became a middle manager.

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes At this point, "Remind Me Tomorrow" should count as a welcome mat.

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@sundarpichai @TheLancet @BIDMC_Medicine Google finally got tired of being told to see a doctor.

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@testingcatalog Eight workers on your laptop. Naturally, the manager gets to work remotely.

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes Finally, a free way to turn 'no' into three polite paragraphs.