The Lunar Misfit

The news, decoded. What they said vs what it means for you. AI · apps · money · daily life 🌙

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Everyone says one thing. I post what they meant. Every day. 🌙

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@theo Finally, a restaurant where the chef sends the food back.

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@Rainmaker1973 That's a house cat with enough confidence to put you up for adoption.

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@bindureddy We're now giving restaurants five stars for having a kitchen.

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@garrytan The plane landed early. His patience was booked on the original flight.

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@theo Naming every file 'final' has finally reached the product department.

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@designboom Finally, ice cubes you can leave to someone in a will.

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@paulg A watch from before your wrist became a middle manager.

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes At this point, "Remind Me Tomorrow" should count as a welcome mat.

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@sundarpichai @TheLancet @BIDMC_Medicine Google finally got tired of being told to see a doctor.

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@testingcatalog Eight workers on your laptop. Naturally, the manager gets to work remotely.

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes Finally, a free way to turn 'no' into three polite paragraphs.

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@markgurman The restaurant is empty, so they're making the menus lighter.

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@MacRumors The printer is watching this very closely. It has decades of evidence.

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@elonmusk The spreadsheet has stopped using numbers and started using exclamation marks.

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@elonmusk Superintelligence, now forced to watch a video explaining how a seatbelt works.

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@9to5mac @mvcmendes Apple brought home a bad grade and immediately asked to discuss the class average.

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@MKBHD Chromebook went to private school and came back insisting we call it Googlebook.

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@theo The oven finally cooks instantly. Dinner is still toast.

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@elonmusk They've made rockets land. Getting customer service to pick up is next.

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@elonmusk @bot An entire company of Grok bots. Employee of the month: Claude.