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Computer Tech:You can't stay close to a river and still wash your face with saliva.

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

The interactions with world leaders continue at the G7 Summit in Evian.

@G7

[Abuga Makori EGH, MBE @abuga_makori]

DP Prof Kithure Kindiki is in full control of Mt Kenya. His national appeal is better than Rigathi Gachagua. Mt Kenya oligarchs must stop misleading the Central Kenya community.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support that @MichelleObama has poured into me over the years. Her story — from her South Side roots to the White House and beyond — is a central part of the Obama Presidential Center.

[👤 @JamieFootyTip]

World Cup Predictions Matchday 1

[George Ruto @Georgeruto001]

JOFRI THE D.O,
As you retreat to think through and plan your role in the June 24th and 25th protests, as well as Saba Saba, we wish you well.

In the meantime, let me congratulate my good friend Kalonzo Musyoka for finally agreeing with his running mate, Edwin Sifuna, that the name of their coalition shall be Ukombozi Linda Mwananchi Alliance.

They have also agreed on their preferred Nairobi team. Babu Owino will run for Governor, Irungu Nyakera for Senator and someone you do not like for Women Representative.

I know you had previously advised that Nairobi should have a Kikuyu Governor. They have respectfully rejected that suggestion and settled on their own lineup. They are equally aware that you would have preferred Irungu Nyakera to challenge for Babu Owino's Embakasi seat, but they are comfortable with the arrangement they have chosen. In any case, Nyakera himself says you have mistreated him, I am sure you agree with that, especially with all the money he has given DCP.

As you take your rest, the team will be in the mountain, demonstrating they do not need you to make entry. Linda Mwananchi will be in Thika on 11th June and in Meru on 21st June.

Whether they have your blessing or not, Kalonzo's foot is firmly on the accelerator. It is good to note you have agreed to move the announcement of a candidate from next year to this year, because SKM will unveil his bid in August

Towards that end, Ukombozi, Linda Mwananchi Alliance has already attracted 7 parties that will sign an MOU in the next few weeks to kick-start their new vehicle.

Eugene Wamalwa, JB Muturi, Lenny Kivuti, Kawira Mwangaza, Irungu Nyakera and Kalonzo will all bring their parties on the table to put pen to paper and start their run behind SKM.

Yesterday, Fred called Kalonzo on loudspeaker. My two friends sitting on opposite sides listened in and had a good laugh about your famous 45-day timeline.

One of them remarked, "He is basically saying negotiate with me within 45 days. In reality, you only have 44 days left to give me a deal."

The other burst into laughter as he agreed with the analysis. You can probably guess who was who.

As for you, continue planning your role for June 24th and 25th. You have an established predictable pattern, like in 2024 it is prayers in the mountain with your phone off and then after your role is done, Mombasa.

For now, as usual.........

Sina mengi ya kusema kwa sasa.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@OleItumbi

[Mr. Kinuthia Pius. @Belive_Kinuthia]

Three-Judge Bench Delivers a Blow to Rigathi Gachagua

1. There was no bias in Parliament.
2. Gachagua's legal team misled the court by claiming that the public participation results exceeded 100%.
3. Adequate public participation was conducted in the impeachment process of Rigathi Gachagua.
4. There is no law requiring President William Ruto to conduct public participation when appointing a new Deputy President.

[Sen. Karungo wa Thang'wa @KarungoThangwa]

A little courtroom math for those waiting outside:

The three Judge bench is reading a 350 page judgment and they are taking turns, with each Judge appearing to read at roughly the same speed.

They began at 12:47 pm. By now - 4:10 pm, about 203 minutes has passed and, by my estimate, they have covered around 200 pages.

That means their reading speed is approximately:

200 pages ÷ 203 minutes = almost 1 page per minute.

At that pace, the remaining 150 pages would take about 152 more minutes (2 hours 32 minutes).

Projected finishing time: around 6:42 pm.

For perspective, a typical legal judgment page contains roughly 300 words. A 350 page judgment could therefore contain around 105,000 words. That is longer than many full length novels.

So yes, this could be one of the longest waits or the shortest wait, depending on what is written in the final pages.

Math says: approximately 6:42 pm.

So 7pm news it is!

May Justice prevail.

[BRIAN KIPKIRUI @BrianKipki28416]

The silent majority will shock many listen to what this man is saying

[Sam Terriz @Terriz_Sam]

The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau (HNIB) Agents are reporting that;

1. The congregation at Ol Kalou PCEA Church has refused to allow Pastor Dorcas Gachagua to preach during tomorrow’s Sunday service.

2. Rigathi Gachagua spent the day calling different PCEA moderators in an attempt to secure the pulpit for Pastor Dorcas.

3. Our agents confirms Senator Methu held different meetings with pastors and even bribed them with money to influence the choice of Sunday preacher.

4. Church members have stood their ground and said:
“We do not want a preacher linked to politics in our church. The pulpit must remain for the Gospel.”
“This is God’s house, not a political rally. Politics should stay outside the church.”

5. The PCEA headquarters has sent an official preacher to lead the service. Pastor Dorcas will only attend the service as a member of the congregation and will not preach.

The Old Kalou congregation is insisting that the church should not be used for political matters, no matter who is involved. Their message is simple: keep politics out of the pulpit.

IT IS SO DECLASSIFIED!

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Congratulations, my friend @skmusyoka, on taking the bold step of documenting your 40 years in public life.

Shooting a Documentary is quite something.

Filming Four Decades of stuff that you do not have and that does not stand out is quite a hard job, I look forward to watch the painstaking effort starring a man who like Methuselah in the bible, has been there, but with little to show, except being there.

As Minister for Education and many other ministries for example, I am curious to see the highlights.

As Vice President, however, I know one achievement that will certainly make the cut, you helped deliver two very large prisons in Ukambani.

Now, my sources tell me the documentary will premiere in September, conveniently around the same time you unveil your presidential run and running mate. Congratulations!

I hope you have already informed Jofri and Matiang'i that Sifuna is your preferred choice for running mate.

And while you are at it, I trust you have also briefed my friend and former boss, President Uhuru Kenyatta, that the Azimio chapter is firmly behind you, and that your political vehicle of choice is now the Ukombozi Alliance. ( BTW, you do not have to keep repeating Ukombozi, Komboa so many times in interviews and rallies, you can launch without singing it too much, but anyway, strategy ni yako, just saying)

And Stephen, my brother, I am only responding to Jofri. He is the one who keeps telling everyone he is everywhere, knows everything, and hears everything.

I simply want him to know that being "everywhere" is not an exclusive franchise.

There are others in the market too.

Sina story mob kwa sasa...

[Dr.Dennis Adison Ouma. @DrDennisOuma]

-This is the JALUO MJINGA threatening President William Ruto at Jacaranda Grounds Bunge la Mwananchi? 🤔🤔🤔🤔

-The FOOL is ARRESTED, and Will FEEL pain on His SKIN��🤗🤗🤗🤗.

-That STUPID Gathering at Jacaranda Grounds called Bunge la Mwananchi MUST BE BANNED ASAP

@DCI_Kenya

@NPSOfficial_KE

@kipmurkomen

@WilliamsRuto

@ray_omollo .

-The 33-year-old Evans Onyango Kawala, aka Kidero Jasuba, was apprehended at the Shujaa Mall area in Kayole,

-Following a well-coordinated operation by detectives from the Operations Support Unit (OSU).

-JALUO JINGA!!😊😊😊😊

[DENNIS ONSARIGO @Donsarigo]

GetIT411:
PRESIDENTIAL Escort Commander Noah Maiyo moved to Vigilance as William Sawe takes over after a serious breach on President Ruto; several other officers moved.
Why did he take the fall?:
The escort commander despite being answerable to the Inspector General of Police, has sweeping powers and total control of the presidential escort unit.

He is the only officer in PEU who can stop the president from “moving” at any given time if he deems such movement a security risk.

The presidential escort unit draws its officers from the elite Recce squad most of whom have undergone intensive close protection training overseas.

The presidential security RING is three-phased and at any given time moves in a rhombus shape with the president at the center of it.

The outermost circle consists of individuals generally known to the security detail, the second ring is layered by top government officials and the third and most crucial circle has been vetted, cleared, and every member in the circle is known to the security detail.

[Linus Kaikai @LinusKaikai]

VETERAN PRESIDENTIAL security chief Noah Maiyo replaced as Presidential Escort Unit Commandant. William Sawe named new head of the presidential protection unit.

[Tabby Kanyùngú @TabbyKanyungu]

Sasa @JohnMichukiHSC tayarisha mzigo😄

[Kenya Tourism Board @magicalkenya]

When the world’s greatest runner meets a world leader - they run. 🏃🏾‍♂️🇰🇪
President Emmanuel Macron laced up in Nairobi today, joining Eliud Kipchoge for a run through the city that raised champions. No podium. No protocol. Just the road, the rhythm, and the spirit of Kenya.
This is what Magical Kenya does to you.
#MagicalKenya #RunWithChampions #ExperienceWonder #AfricaForward2026

[DCI MERU @KaberiaCommoner]

Netizens were once again left wrangling in disbelief after Fred Matiang’i was spotted catching some serious sleep during a function in Utawala This was captured when former nominated senator Gloria Orwoba was speaking.

While other leaders arrived to condole with
Senator Richard Onyonka following the passing of his mother, Matiang’i seemed to have attended the event for a quick nap, not condolences.

Kenyans online are now saying that at this rate, Matiang’i might start carrying a pillow to function. Since sleep appears to be his most loyal party member.

[NG’ENDO MURUGU @MRSMuruguu]

Picha za 2027 September after elections mnatoa wapi😂

[News Live SA @newslivesa]

BREAKING NEWS

"in respect of count 1 you are sentenced to a period of 5 years imprisonment, in respect of count two you are sentenced to a period of 2 years imprisonment, in respect of count 3 you are sentenced to R20,000 or to undergo six months imprisonment" Judge Twanet Olivier sentences EFF President Julius Malema