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#SWTDallas my baby 🖤

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“you want your food or not? you gotta give me a kiss on the fuckin forehead bro.” - anna witholding my chipotle

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“you’re my muse, emmy. you’re the one that makes me say dumb shit.” - anna

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“the thing about being tall is that things just seem smaller.” - brandon

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the key to life is having a best friend just as mean as you are. the thing about me and my bitch is that we’re going to hell together

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“does anyone here not follow matthew lillard on social media?”
*one person raises their hand*
panel host: GET THE FUCK OUT
matt: give me your phone!

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me: he’s got FOMO but the other way around
logan: i have MO’FUN

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i asked my mom if she’d be mad if i got hand tattoos, and she asked “did you already do it?” she knows exactly who she raised 💀

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logan: have you seen old gregg?
me: yeah
anna: of course emmy has. emmy has seen anything slightly fucked up in nature

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“you’re a super good walker dogger.” - my drunk sister to someone walking their dog

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anna: do you know how to swim?
logan: instinctively
anna: instinctively is crazy for someone who works for a pool company

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“i’m taking naps everyday from now on. i feel UNSTOPPABLE” - anna

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me: *w/ my warm blanket fresh out of the dryer* this might be the best thing that’s ever happened to me
anna: …well, we became friends so…
me: my bad. second best

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me: it’s okay, i forgive you.
anna: i never said i was sorry
me: well, i still forgive you in case you decide later that you’re sorry
anna: i won’t.

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me: why does he talk like that?
anna: he’s british
me: oh.

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whoever gave me pneumonia, your mom’s a hoe 🤧

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*dancing in a circle flipping the cats off* everyone’s getting the mf berries and cream fuck off - anna

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laying in bed next to my dog and crying bc i just love her so much

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“i meant like, i did you dirty. not like you’re ugly…that’s rude.” - logan

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*takes a picture of the cat* ohhh, i got you real ugly in the back. *shows me picture* - logan

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@AGTourResale me pls 😭😭