lindilou 🍉

• 25 • imma do the best i can with what i got

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

2️⃣4️⃣ today! 🎉

Have a great birthday, @AmadDiallo_19 🇨🇮

[Christopher Gallardo @chrisagwrites]

Thank Shrek 2 for giving us the most iconic rendition of one of Bonnie Tyler's songs, but rest in peace to her 🙏

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

@sparklycocaine Live Laugh Liza

[adiba @780613]

no more asking teams if they will die for africa. cape verde i will die for YOU

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

CABO VERDE ARE KILLING THEMSELVES FOR AFRICA!!!

[chris @ATR3lDES]

today i am cape verdean

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

Heatwave. Hayfever. On my period. Fibromyalgia flare. Fuck you.

[emma🪻 @gaycersei]

someone asked me today “is tinie tempah british” FYM IS HE BRITISH 😭😭😭😭 HES BEEN TO SOUTHAMPTON BUT HES NEVER BEEN TO SCUNTHORPE

[elizabeth 🪢 @OneFeIISwoop]

proposing marriage with the novelty George W. Bush Shoe-Throwing Incident ring

[Mayor Mike Bradley @mayorofsarnia]

Breaking News: Larry the Cat who is temporarily running the United Kingdom has announced that Mousing Season 🐁 is now underway 🤓

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

Today is the day I was meant to be born lol

[Mikita 👨‍💻 @mikitaposts]

The most stable position in the British government

[Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_MxMike]

Larry shouldn’t have to put up with all this shit in his old age

[george @StokeyyG2]

CURACAO COLLECT THEIR FIRST EVER WORLD CUP POINT.

THEY ARE THE SMALLEST EVER NATION TO QUALIFY FOR THE WORLD CUP WITH JUST 158,000 PEOPLE.

WOW.

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

GO CURAÇAO!!!

[belles @utdbelles]

I ❤️ the World Cup

[lindilou 🍉 @existential_lou]

Saying "I've seen enough, bring on Amad" at any inconvenience in my life