John

Father of five kickass kids. Pittsburgh sports and musical theatre enthusiast. Raised by boomer lesbians. He/Him

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Happy Daddy Day: Sidney Crosby is the Flyers father. If he scores a goal. And the Penguins win game 1 tonight. I’ll give away 3 Sid jerseys. All you have to do is 1) Follow me. And 2) Retweet this post. Let’s Go Pens.

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster.

RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

[John @existentialdad1]

@Pirates please don’t make me watch another Ozuna at bat. I’ve never seen that bad of an approach at the plate and I’ve coached t-ball.

[Reginald Beanstalk @ReggieHoggedUp]

I’m sorry baseball purists but PNC Park absolutely mogs Fenway or Wrigley

[John @existentialdad1]

I completed the January challenge faster than 89.3% of all learners on Duolingo!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

Couldn’t make it to visit us at PiratesFest today?

REPOST THIS for a chance to win a SIGNED Paul Skenes jersey!

[Andrew Fillipponi @ThePoniExpress]

Retweet if you think it's time for the Steelers to fire Mike Tomlin.

[John @existentialdad1]

I completed the December challenge faster than 87.7% of all learners on Duolingo!

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

REPOST THIS for a chance to win FOUR tickets to Opening Day 2026! 

Reminder: Single Game tickets go on sale Wednesday, January 14!

[John @existentialdad1]

My 2025 Duolingo stats are in! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[John @existentialdad1]

Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2025! How did you do? #Duolingo365

[John @existentialdad1]

Hi! I’m doing a virtual fundraiser selling delicious Double Good popcorn for 4 days from Oct 16, 12:00pm - Oct 20, 12:00pm. Get all the details and support here: https://t.co/p0dQl5zMpR