⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸

Conspiracy Realist

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses. - Plato

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

The data center panic feel like net neutrality all over again.

[Michael F. Schall @RealMikeSchall]

The Great Florida Empire II

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

YES. FAKE ASS JOBS.

[Chairman Mao @Chairman43343]

@ThomBrady5 Women have 80% of the healthcare jobs in America. Is that a "fake e-mail job"?

[LIZZY💥 @LizzyStarrrdust]

Women: would you rather be a cripple who can't walk or never be able to enjoy sex again?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@ianmiles No matter how often I tell people that I’m a 5000-year-old alien time traveler, they don’t believe me 😂

[Noah Bergren @NbergWX]

Pretty rare earthquake activity tonight on Earth.

Both of these things happening within 2 hours of each other:

1 in 1,000 to 1,200 years

• A “doublet” earthquake in Venezuela (two quakes of similar magnitude in the exact same spot)
• A totally separate 6.9+ quake somewhere else (Japan)

[The Dank Knight 🦇 @capeandcowell]

Two days past summer solstice. Already lost two minutes of daylight. It’s basically fall now. Might as well decorate for Christmas.

[Orcbrand's Kojimaic Matters @kojimaicmatters]

Believing that "people wouldn't do crimes if their basic needs were met" while also believing that "greedy rich people are stealing from everyone" never registers to the people who say this shit as inherently contradictory.

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

if you can hold 3 jobs, hit a few perfect trades, keep expenses low and then nail that parlay you can live the lifestyle of a moderately successful plumber in the 1970s

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

The first LED bulbs that came out do last 10+ years, the newer ones don’t. I don’t know when it changed but I have had the same 3 LED’s in my bathroom for 11 years with regular use.

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Remember when that cocksucker Obama sold the country on LED lightbulbs lasting 10 years so he could ban the incandescent ones for whatever gay ass reason and now the LED lightbulbs last about three fucking months?

I hate that motherfucker so much.

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

The Watchers are safer, the watched are in danger.

[Patrick J. Wolf @PatrickJWolf]

The woman down the road from me was murdered.

Nobody has been arrested.

We have cameras everywhere. License plate readers. Cell phone tracking. Endless data collection.

Yet somehow we’re told more surveillance is the answer.

Are we actually safer?

[Neet @neet_sol]

History has never remembered someone for working a 9-5 job

[Department of War CTO @DoWCTO]

Are you enjoying the show? Refill your popcorn... you’ll love this next part. 🍿

AMERICAN (Q)UANTUM DOMINANCE

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

︎︎White House will be Q posting today…

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And by Q we mean Quantum. Stay tuned 👀

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

@neet_sol Coworker at my last job retired from the same position after 48 years. Absolute insanity. Hard to imagine 4-8 years, let alone 48. 😵‍💫

[John Carter @martianwyrdlord]

I've suspected this for a long time. Apparently there's no difference in life expectancy between those who do and do not get cancer screenings...

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

This bed has an aura that says *I’ve seen some stuff and didn’t like it one bit*. Hard pass. Potentially demonic. Smells like Virginia slims. I’d bet $100 at least three people got a venereal disease here. This bed has seen significant chest hair. Hint of patchouli.

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

@luinalaska “Significant chest hair” sent me 🤣

[bald liberty @freedombunkr]

Fauci created a mildly dangerous virus.

Infected millions of people

Media turned it into frenzy talking about how deadly it was (it wasn’t, unless you were admitted into the hospital)

They disrupted the global economy, kllled thousands of people, all for a single reason.

To keep Trump out of office for a second term.

What is so dangerous about Trump that they had to go to these lengths to keep him out of office?

He wasn’t part of the political establishment.

[⫷ Age of Endarkenment ⫸ @ExistentialEDU]

@JustTheTweets17 Everyone I know who went to the hospital died. Everyone who stayed home lived. 🤷🏽‍♂️