Matt Borgert

In a constant state of arrival while always departing...

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@JohnSwanson91 @johnkriesel I was just talking to people at the bar about this!! They have completely given up the season because there is no leadership at the helm. I was irked when they didn’t keep darnold, now I am furious! Our GM needs to be held accountable for that bullshit!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@Vikings This is why it is exhausting being a Vikings fan!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@JBrown507 @Parkerfox24 Agreed. We are most certainly not a Super Bowl caliber team simply because we are not consistent in anything, and if you can’t consistently win there is no way to get to the Super Bowl….much less win it!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

It sure can be exhausting at times trying to be a @Vikings fan! Giving the @Ravens the ball right back after an interception at the end of the first half that they only got 3 points from is case in point!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@jeffzrebiec Vikings are doing what they do best….falling apart!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

The sky was glitching during the storms tonight! I have never seen the sky flash different colors!? Anyone else ever seen something like this? #strangeweather #highstrangeness #weatherchannel

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@realDonaldTrump I was planning on getting a pet chinchilla in the next week or two after years of struggling to find one. However, now I am worried about the possibility that my town might be a chinchilla eating town!? Can you tell me what towns are currently eating chinchillas?

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

#northernlights #Auroraborealis #Minnesota the northern lights are throwing down tonight in central MN!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@iAnonPatriot @JoeBiden Says who? That orange piece of shit felon rapist that tried to overturn an election and has lied, cheated, and grifted his way through life? @realDonaldTrump is by far the WORST president ever! That is not hyperbole, that is an absolute fact!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@libsoftiktok @JoeBiden The worst president ever will always be that orange POS @realDonaldTrump, and that isn’t hyperbole, it is a fact! @JoeBiden is more of a patriot than little Donny chump will ever be, because @realDonaldTrump will never put the country or the people before himself! He’s so gross!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@JoeBiden Thank you @JoeBiden for your decades of selfless service and care for our nation and its people! We are forever in your debt for all you have done for this country, and thank you for showing people what a real patriot looks like by putting the good of the people before yourself!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

My goldfish ‘Darrin’ didn’t get me anything for Father’s Day yet again…3 years running! Maybe if I stop being so liberal with his fish flakes and stop buying him every underwater castle he finds on the Amazon he might be a little grateful next year! #happyfathersday #ungrateful

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

If anyone is going to win 4 straight games to win the @NBA western conference finals after being down 3 games to none on the verge of elimination it will be @Timberwolves! The “impossible” is possible one game at a time. Minnesota is with you! Go Wolves!!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@allenanalysis Good luck finding another country that will accept you!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@uhhchrxs I would go to work quite a bit happier than I usually do, other than that I would just keep living I suppose.

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@KarlTowns You got this KAT! 🔥🔥

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@Timberwolves @MayoClinic That was the greatest game seven of any sport I have ever seen!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@Timberwolves @MayoClinic I am going to wake up without a voice tomorrow morning because of that game and I couldn’t be happier about it!

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@Timberwolves This. Is. Epic.!!! 🔥

[Matt Borgert @existentialguru]

@Timberwolves are 🔥🔥 what an amazing sight to behold!!