Allan

the most up tight nihilist you’ll ever meet 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 they/them or whatever you want but I’m definitely not a man

[Allan @existentiallan]

Hope yall are celebrating the 20th anniversary of this timeless summer album~

[Allan @existentiallan]

Ok when can we move on to the next thing? This many days of AC discourse and chronic lateness discourse is not sustainable.

[Allan @existentiallan]

Everyone’s too afraid to suck dick at the ki these days

[joeywstoll @joeywstoll]

Bruh im tryna suck your dick not have a ki

[michelle @chlorophormgirl]

I’m miserable because I never got to try the Panera lemonade that killed people

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[Libriscent @libriscent]

You guys ever think about how there's random people out there who have a story about the weirdest person they've ever encountered and it's you

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

what was on Nickelodeon 30 years ago (1996)

[Allan @existentiallan]

@RickyPDillon let me slurp up all that sweat 😩

[Allan @existentiallan]

@AMENARTPOP Sexxx Dreams

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[Allan @existentiallan]

sounds like t.a.t.u.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Rina Sawayama shares first snippet of new music.

[Allan @existentiallan]

Give Lene a second solo album

[Pop Base @PopBase]

AQUA announces they are disbanding after almost 30 years.

They are the group behind ‘Barbie Girl.’

[Allan @existentiallan]

Run my mother her check!!!

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

Shakira has officially won a major battle in her long-running Spain tax case.

A Spanish High Court ruled that authorities failed to prove she was a tax resident in Spain in 2011, ordering the government to return more than €60 million ($70+ million) to the singer, including interest.

The court found Shakira spent only 163 days in Spain that year, below the 183-day threshold required for tax residency.

This ruling overturns fines and penalties tied to the 2011 case after an 8-year legal fight.

However, this does not erase her separate 2023 settlement over taxes from 2012–2014, where she already paid millions in fines. (Via Reuters)

[liv @majestyscunt]

#ShouldersShouldMatchThemHips

[Allan @existentiallan]

“Sucking dick and cock” is NEVER leaving the lexicon, i fear

[Pop Base @PopBase]

7 years ago today, Tati Westbrook uploaded ‘BYE SISTER.’

[Hershii LiqCour @HershiiLiqcour]

I want a study done on all the muscle gays with planet fitness memberships who go so hard on Drag Queens.

You girls be so loud about our art, but have nothing to offer but shirtless profiles photos nobody pays attention to and unanswered DMs you send hoping for a hug.

[lux @paperssil]

#FreeJuicy

[Allan @existentiallan]

I would totally queen out with them

[Erik Anderson @AwardsWatchErik]

Obsessed with the nuns on TikTok who sound like drag queens if they were nice during Untucked

[Allan @existentiallan]

I truly feel bad for the young ones who did not get to experience how monumental this moment in music was

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

26 years ago today, Britney Spears released ‘Oops!… I Did It Again.’