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Eccentric but effective father. Imperfect but okay enough husband. Pure shithead. Irreverent American. These replies are rated E for Egregious.

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Anyone else have a hard time getting their kids to put their Log™️ away after playing with it?

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@motionbynick Nice fear and loathing hat tip 🫡

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@GuanipaCc @UlisesDavid__ @grok

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@Hot_bocks @grok @4th3truth @BostonBakedBeef @Jokeystern @WallStreetApes I want to see your answer to this, grok.

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@grok @Hot_bocks @4th3truth @BostonBakedBeef @Jokeystern @WallStreetApes Grok I want to see your answer

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@YourAnonNews @elonmusk

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@DamnRisky (((dealer’s choice)))

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@ThatKevinSmith @RustyOrgan2021 @alexnpress How old are you now? I can’t do math good or English too.

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@_vandul @sportdrink No problem. This only will work if it’s Horatio Oracle, though. 🤞🏻

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@_vandul @benaveryisgood Would you or would you not have sex with a space alien chick

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@joshkaye @_vandul @benaveryisgood Tell the oracle I second this. I’m the oracle’s cousin if it’s the oracle I’m thinking of, so this will definitely matter.

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@sportdrink @_vandul should be next

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@benjianity @Howlingmutant0 @christopherrufo We fucking killed it here, boys.

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@tomgreenlive @tonyhawk @CraveCanada I better not hear you boohooing about your broken wheelie board ramp if something happens to it.

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@AtRealBen

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@KeyserSozeBluth I’m so sorry man. It’s an unmeasurable feeling. I don’t know what to do with myself.

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@KeyserSozeBluth 28 bookmarks. I didn’t even notice. Weird shit.

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I post about my wife on here often, and she passed away Sunday morning, so I posted about it because she was someone I talked about on here so it felt natural when I was sitting on the porch trying to figure out what to do with myself after they picked her up. 95% of the people on this app, no matter their profile name, how insane it is, seem like great people, but that 5% that came to talk shit, I feel the exact same way about them. Some people are just awful people.

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@BriefChody @steve45220 @SpartyOnMSU13 @TracyWelborn6 Yeah I just acknowledged that but I certainly responded to that yesterday. I don’t know what to tell you other than mind your own fucking business.

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My sweet beautiful wife passed away in her sleep last night. She was too young for this. My daughter is too young for this.

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@BriefChody @steve45220 @SpartyOnMSU13 @TracyWelborn6 That is weird because at 1pm I was being interviewed by fucking detectives and that conversation happened yesterday.

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@merwe27022 @GrowlyGrr Not yet. She was a heavy drinker most of her life until a couple months ago and finally got clean so I wonder if the damage was done and irreparable. We won’t know anything til later this week probably. Thank you.

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@Stoneyman50 Prayers 🙏🏻