PALMELA HANDERSON

Shapeshifter

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.

[mau🫦 @smaaaau]

Men will say they don’t know how to plan dates but then they know how to plan sleeping with you.

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

out of town…looking at my last 4 Prozies… feeling like Lottie 🤪✨

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

The only form of ethical consumption under capitalism

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

Now that my uncle is a senior citizen he be driving like a yn.. fw that

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

My Lyft driver has been faithfully and intently watching a TikTok live battle since the ride started. I’d rather d*e in a Waymo, respectfully.

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

@BloggedByRain The funniest part is you can tell they enjoyed the hell out of it 😭 so why not just say that

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

I only want Waymos, please only send Waymo @Uber

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

are you “i must have background noise at all times” neurodivergent, or are you “background noise drives me literally insane” neurodivergent?

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

Neurodivergents will be like 'I'm so tired' and then refuse to sleep because they haven't had enough me time after surviving the day.

[niya👱🏾 @rugratsupreme]

Is there like a moving company w just studs/trans masc? I don’t really want cis men touching my shit

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

Where can I source dried herbs in ATL?

[lee ˚ ༘ 𖦹⋆｡˚ @whodfislee]

me when i procrastinate smoking

[uh-moy 🐆 @amoithaseer]

why u & yo man having a conversation about me in yall bed while yall in da bed 🤨

[BABY KIA @1Babykia]

in 57 hours, your soul will begin to look for the exit.

[sliccmic 𖤐 @sliccmic]

i feel like nobody understands how much i love to get on...i love to get 2 on....

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

@imbabytate YESSSSSS