PALMELA HANDERSON

Shapeshifter

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Etsy has banned AI-generated patterns and bot listings, and will now require sellers to post a real photo of the actual handmade item, protecting its 5 million mostly women-run shops.

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

Once you realize some of the hair trends you was trying to make happen needed a perm for, you breathe easier

[miss wifey @whereistayla]

im overly obsessed

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

I’m tired of being around crackheads and fiends and junkies, like I literally cannot do this shit anymore

[JayTrent @_jaytrent]

Why would I listen to Vic Mensa talk to Killer Mike in Fred Hampton’s house?

[MADIE T ☆. @th31nspiration]

i want a lychee martini and some sushi and some oysters and a side of truffle fries w a water w lemon and some spinach dip and some mashed potatoes w lobster mac & cheese

[lindy @Lindyyay]

The year I found my clit I nearly failed grade 11

[issy. @islamiyaaaah]

my man so real he ignore the tweets of me talking shit about him & only bring up the ones when i say i want something

[As Told by God @Babyyhairz]

Nigga gon tell me spending the day wit me is like day trading the stock market shit just be up and down lmaoooo

[☆jayy☆ @slvt4doja]

she lowkey speedrunning. i think she’ll be maga by the end of the year

[tre @losingmytop]

Stop playing with that girl before they put her on ssri’s and she never talk to you again

[jynx @miiagarro]

men be scared you're gonna use them for their $147 dollars

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Do not let men experience you. Keep them as fans.

[mau🫦 @smaaaau]

Men will say they don’t know how to plan dates but then they know how to plan sleeping with you.

[julia @juumelo_]

I’m an empath so it really hurts my heart when you guys are fucking losers

[Ocho (Saints and LSU 🫩) @OchoReacts]

The only form of ethical consumption under capitalism

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmasteuer1]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[PALMELA HANDERSON @existentialsm]

Now that my uncle is a senior citizen he be driving like a yn.. fw that