Eventual Ghost

Needs Katy Perry to get through the working day. Would always prefer to be in bed. Unlikely to be immortal.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/eEGvGUPObr

[Andrew Zimmern @andrewzimmern]

Mass shootings per country for 2019, including today’s in #ElPaso TX. Today is only day 215 of the year

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[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

People in 2016: Trump is going to put people in concentration camps.

Media: That's absolutely preposterous.

People in 2019: These are concentration camps.

Media: Are they, technically, "concentration camps" though?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This President needs to be impeached.

[Eventual Ghost @exmarkusthespot]

@EtherTheDope_ Just listened to that myself. If the singles are any indication, his next album's gonna be lit af

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Today in poorly worded church signs: "Easter comes once a year; how often do you come?"

[Eventual Ghost @exmarkusthespot]

@InterwebJames I didn't know you were childhood Kenny G

[Eventual Ghost @exmarkusthespot]

Erin had somehow never seen the opening cutscene from Symphony of the Night so I showed her. Obv we watched it three times. Now we're on to the Shadow Hearts shloop shloop screech scene and man, we could use some cheesy terribly voice acted games again.

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@JoshAsres

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@JoshAsres Yo that movie would be incredible. Jamie Foxx as Batman?

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@JoshAsres I expected a much different video considering the small town wistfulness and re-found religion of Flowers, so good on him I guess

[Daniel Dockery @dandock]

When I was in middle school, I had a crush on a girl whose favorite movie was Titanic. So, to impress her, I wrote an outline for a sequel called Titanic 2. And for every like this tweet gets, I will reveal another awful detail of this story.

[WSMV 4 Nashville @WSMV]

BREAKING: Gov. Haslam grants executive clemency to inmate Cyntoia Brown https://t.co/iaXVhfgjp1

[Eventual Ghost @exmarkusthespot]

It's pretty rare for an album to perfectly encapsulate your mood, but Modest Mouse's Good News for People who Love Bad News is doing it for me rn.

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@JoshAsres Somehow I did not put her and the baller actress together until just this moment

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@cinnamonrollgo just got back from the future. Final Fantasy 22 is an mmorpg where you and 2 other (male) players can drive around photorealistic Africa. You cannot get out of the car because haha why would you do that

[Eventual Ghost @exmarkusthespot]

Some days are the days you get offered a job on the spot but also lock your keys in your car going into the interview. Today is one of those days.

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You deserve better than IPAs, my friends.

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@el_portillo2 SAME