mkenya_halaal

A house without daughters is like a river without a source.

[Mzee Kobe 🐝 @mzee_ki]

"DNA is cheaper than school fees".

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

There's a woman posting DMs on how men are simping and sending her money in private but in public they are busy acting all macho and stoic...
Bruh, why would you put yourself as a man in that situation

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@Fumi_Ch4n @ChantelleA33696 Ikr... The internet is so wild because it gives attention to people who clearly don't deserve any of it

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@ChantelleA33696 Doesn't change my point... a woman with some a name shouldn't be taken seriously either

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@ChantelleA33696 What I said isn't about men or women... But usernames

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@ololadx White knight got his ahh beat🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Sophie Orenge @SophieOrenge]

Gents,

On matters DNA we finished that class and people graduated.

Late comers find the notes hapo kwa Symo.

In the meantime ,legally, the mother of the kid who is not yours can pay you back all the monies you used on the kid wakiungana na the real dad pia remove your name from the birth certificate.

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@ximeonline_ Sweetheart its just biology... Trust me there's no hidden agenda, it just takes more to work with men's sexual organs that's it

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@MaleAdvocate28 I swear I'm different😇😇😇

[Ghost Writer ✍️ @Prezain_LJ]

Technically, we are right. Does the pussy not belong to you? To know you, to trust you, I have to first thrust you.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’m gonna abuse this video whenever someone accuses me of anything 😭😭

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

@MsMacharia As a guy... I genuinely don't see the benefit of these things especially in today's environment... There's literally little to no value in being part of it

[The Liberian Influence @thelibinfluence]

Man Exposes Girlfriend After Flying From America to Engage Her. What He Discovered Next Will Shock You! Watch below 👇
#TheLibInfpuence

[mkenya_halaal @exNOOBguy]

Gaddamn

[Emmanuel O. Ogar Esq @OgarEmmaOwogeka]

THE JUDGE WAS IN TEARS AS HE PRONOUNCED THE DEATH PUNISHMENT ON THE FOUR DEFENDANTS:

The job is never easy on our judges and some people will not behave themselves.

“You…, is hereby sentenced to death by hanging or through the administration of lethal injection. You shall be haanged by the neck until you are d£ad, may the Lord have mercy on your soul.”

When you wake up and decide to commit crime, always remember the implications and ask yourself what it is worth, your life?.

Fiat justitia, ruat coelum - Let justice be done, though the heavens fall.

[Abdi Langas @AbdiWaLangas]

Tomorrow is October....

[kigothor @kigothor1]

Hey it's over 8 hours.wake up