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[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

NEVER let your printer know you’ve waited until the last minute and you’re in a hurry, because it can sense fear.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

Tunataka kujua kama Gachau ako fiti ndio we apply Mens number 1 humour rule which states that, once we confirm you're alive, everything that almost killed you becomes fair game to make into a dark joke.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

MPs are among the highest-paid people in Kenya. You cannot earn such a high salary and still fail to show up to vote on the Finance Bill - Robert Mbui

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[Eric @amerix]

The Governor who is collecting millions from Gatundu at night, and during the day he is on X promising us "change" should stop the hypocrisy.

Our anger against this rogue government is being monetized by liars for their selfish gains.

That money is our Yurobond.

Shame on you.

[Eric @amerix]

PLAY: The Government Inspector, by Nikolai Gogol,

Character: Ivan Aleksandrovich KHLESTAKOV

[Browda @kcher_u]

11 months of Studying..Wallahi when I get backbin the Ring we're making it count.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

When life takes people away from you,

When your wife leaves,

When business fails,

Don't panic.

Don't fear emptiness.

Study the emptiness because that is where your transformation starts.

#MasculinitySaturday

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Politics has rounded off a professor to the nearest fool.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

KTN News decided to bless Ruto with a very good piece of his consistency in telling “alternative facts” and “Six months” promises.

The Gallery of Ruto lies it is. Wapi salute na makofi.

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Ndindi Nyoro is one of the most hypocritical figures in Kenyan politics!! The only reason this statement exists is because Kenyans saw right past the BS.

What we are witnessing here is HYPOCRISY and STUPIDITY of the highest order. You cannot spend years cultivating the image of an alternative voice, positioning yourself as the intellectual conscience of government, then disappear when the moment of accountability arrives.

And then return with a carefully crafted statement about humility, patriotism and service.

We are being asked to believe that there was something more important than one of the most consequential votes affecting the lives of millions of Kenyans. There wasn’t.

Nothing was more important than that vote.

Absolutely nothing. Kwenda uko🚶🏿‍♀️WANTAM!!

[Eric @amerix]

A parliament of liars, hypocrites, pretenders, opportunists, clowns and crooks.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

BREAKING NEWS: Kenyans have occupied Parliament Buildings.

[Eric @amerix]

Another comes here to tell us,

"Africa is our business,"

But when an important African business was happening on African soil, he was in Europe, eating lasagna like Khlestakov, the deceitful character in the play The Government Inspector by Nikolai Gogol.

Liars!

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kimani Ichung’wah spends a lot of time addressing imaginary enemies and wasting our time in Parliament - Caroli Omondi

[AI (fan) @AndoniIraolaEra]

This celebration is cold man https://t.co/cohzXKFSA5

[Eric @amerix]

THE EBOLA AGENDA:

In 2014, in Guinea, there was a mineral scandal.

This scandal was known as the "Simandou mining rights corruption scandal," described as one of the largest resource heists in history.

Simandou is a 110-km mountain range in southern Guinea bordering Liberia, and it is Africa's biggest mining project.

The Simandou scandal reached its climax in April 2014, when the Guinean government revoked the multi-billion-dollar mining licenses held by Beny Steinmetz Group Resources (BSGR) and its partner, Vale, after an investigation found they had been acquired through corruption.

Around this time in Liberia, in the diamond-rich Fuamah District of Bong County, an 18-carat diamond was stolen and sold on the black market for a paltry USD 20,000, far below its true international market value.

This prompted the Government of Liberia to crack down on these thieves. The suspects were taken into police custody. The government stepped in to settle territorial and security disputes in the area.

However, around this period, something strange came up, a new disease whose name was not known at the time. An outbreak of haemorrhagic disease was noted in which symptoms manifested by anal and nasal bleeding.

This was later concluded as Ebola, which peaked in September of that year.

The diamond heist and the Simandou scandal disappeared amidst this "outbreak."

The revocation of BSGR license and the theft of diamond carats led to the manufacture of man-made epidemics by arsenic poisoning of the people (https://t.co/Koloj5R1w0)

This is exactly how Afrikan resources are looted. The looters fund civil wars or manufacture epidemics, they create terror, fear and intimidation, then, in that confusion, loot our resources while pretending to care for our health.

Since we agree that Ebola has existed, but its existence from 1976 up to the year 2004 was attributed to the index patients handling or eating carcasses of chimpanzees and wild animals (https://t.co/6ibqDGQzVZ)

However, what is happening today about Ebola is a PsyOp.

The Ebola agenda is a deliberate plan to disrupt the mineral resources economy in Africa.

It is the theft of our resources, hiding behind disaster mitigation.(https://t.co/kx2PtX4nB8)

Prove me wrong!

[HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi]

Unemployed hii haituhusu😂

[Malaysia ❤️ @carienimwa]

Badala ya story mingi, i dare anyone to list the 23 apparent quarantine and treatment centres Ruto said are ready for handling Ebola and similar diseases!!! Actually, just list 10 ndio we show you what lies look like!!!

[Eric @amerix]

Rwanda, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case.

Burundi, a small country, has never recorded a single Ebola case.

These countries border DRC in South Kivu where the current outbreak has been reported by the Western media and it is spreading fast.

In these two countries, the Banyamulenge cross freely between the DRC and these two countries.

The M23 rebels have complicated the epidemic by making the health systems in South Kivu dysfunctional.

In 1994, Rwanda had one of the most catastrophic human crises.

So, why are there no "Ebola cases" in these small countries?

Why can't America establish their quarantine centres in Rwanda or Burundi or Tanzania instead of Kenya?