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I've climbed Ben Nevis, next stop Everest. I've flown a plane and sailed a ship. I've still got a whole list of things to do. Watch this space.....

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@LippyDeville I thought his head was cracking open!!

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@LippyDeville I swear that’s my desk 😂😂

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Today’s a special day, happy birthday to my beautiful @LippyDeville who’s a bit older than her teeth but not as old as her eyes, as my grandmother would say

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@LippyDeville

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@LippyDeville @CadburyUK 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@LippyDeville @CadburyUK Noooo! Not before Christmas 😱

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@MaryKennan1 When I was a boy they wore navy trousers with a red stripe down the seam. They dressed smartly in the 60s

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When I was 6 at the end of November we would walk to school wrapped up with clouds of vapour from our mouths every time we breathed. Today the postman was wearing shorts and my garden is bursting into bloom again 😳

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@LippyDeville I learned my lesson 😖

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I knew there was a reason not to shop on Saturday afternoon #dazedandconfused

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@LippyDeville

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@UnileverUKI Thank you for answering, that’s a shame. I can stop searching now

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Since I’m talking about food today I’m gutted that I can’t buy my favourite Carte D’Or rum and raisin ice cream anywhere! What’s going on @UnileverUKI ?

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@Debbs70 Impossible, who can hate Stilton?😱

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Stilton on my mind! There’s a wedge of the stuff in my fridge shouting “eat me”. I try to ignore it but it won’t shut up. I blame a certain person for this - no names - who recently fed me Stilton at every opportunity 😋

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@LippyDeville @RichardEGrant I heard, on the qt, that when he heard you were coming @RichardEGrant did the very same thing 😱😂

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Coughs for attention .. Ahem! .. Pin back your lug holes, I have an important announcement. Drumroll please… Today is @LippyDeville birthday 🎉🎂. Yes this gorgeousness of a person is a year older, I’m sure there’s a portrait in the attic that keeps ageing! Happy birthday 😘🥰💖

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@LippyDeville Are you saying I use too many big words or talk too much? 😱😂😂

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@LippyDeville Get better soon. No, sooner, I mean like tomorrow. I’ll use one of my wishes 😘😘