exo texts

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[exo texts @exostext]

bbh: WHO ATE ALL THE COOKIES DO U WANNA FUCKIN GO
yixing: me
bbh: ...ON A DATE

[𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐚 🇩🇿 @jaem__ren]

@exostext i had to do it

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junmyeon: don't break someone's heart they only have one
jongdae: break their bones they have 206 of those

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pcy: we need to go baek! come out
bbh: i'm gay
sehun: the universe already knows you like dick
jongin: we support you tho!

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jongdae: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
bbh: bc rollercoasters can make me scream

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jongin: uwu
ksoo: what the fuck is uwu
junmyeon: language
ksoo: uwu is a language?

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bbh: guys go like my pics on instagram
minseok: i don’t even like you in person
jongdae: LMFAOOOO

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pcy: go ahead without me bro
jongin: i can't do that bro, you're my brohana
pcy: bro
jongin: brohana means family, brohana means no bro gets left behind

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minseok: why’s sehun crying
junmyeon: he took one of those “which exo member are you?” quizzes
minseok: who’d he get?
junmyeon: me

[exo texts @exostext]

bbh: i'd rather see you in this
bbh:
yixing: there's nothing there
yixing: OH
yixing: that was smooth

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jongin: we are brothers
ksoo: you know if you take an R out of there it becomes “bother” and i really relate to that
pcy: brothe
jongdae: 2 types of people

[exo texts @exostext]

beautiful 😍 https://t.co/Z1akd2pKrQ

[em (ia bc finals) @ultdaegu_]

so I did a thing

[exo texts @exostext]

yixing: hey bro wanna try these virtual reality goggles
pcy: no bro
yixing: why bro
pcy: bc i don’t want to be in a reality where you don’t exist bro
yixing: bro

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junmyeon: i stepped on a corn flake so does that make me a cereal killer?
[junmyeon was removed from the group chat]
minseok: do not add him back in

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pcy: im leaving rn
junmyeon: kys
pcy: what????????????
junmyeon: keep yourself safe...?

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jongin: wanna be my boyfriend?
sehun: no.
jongin: haha sorry that was my mom

[exo texts @exostext]

@eriblossomiu JSHDFKJHDS they must be fun at parties

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jongdae: Z is just a sideways N
junmyeon: it’s 3am pls stop
jongdae: Zo

[exo texts @exostext]

i spent a solid 5 mins making this picture. how do memers do this

[exo texts @exostext]

15k!!! omg thank you guys so much for following. hope you guys continue enjoying the tweets

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jongin: whatcha doing
minseok: just converting oxygen into carbon dioxide, you know the usual
jongin: why are you taking science classes???
minseok: breathing jongin. i’m breathing.