kenny

live laugh loathe

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Let me tell you folks, there’s nothing quite like getting to work and realizing your container of homemade clam chowder spilled in your work bag!

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Another broncos win baybee

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Geeked up off the mucinex tonight boys

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Hate when my bf goes to bed at 9 pm and I can’t have zoomies with him

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Happy whippets and whoppers Wednesday everybody

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

“See your memories recap” how about NO!

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Looking at your face in the mirror and realizing you’re aging is so bittersweet

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

At the ripe age of 28, we’re still using the wrong you’re?

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Getting your neck tattooed means aggressively choking yourself in public with no context to get the itch to stop

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

I got my neck tattooed, I’m officially tattooed

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Is January fucking over yet

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Benson Boone sounds like every member of one direction at the same time

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Here’s my face in case any of you forgot

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Nothing quite as humbling as farting in a public place expecting it to not stink

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Someone just told me I smell good, sorry I can’t talk I’m riding a HIGH

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

In the mood (to play chess)

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Someone just walked by me that smelled like a tattoo shop UNGGHHH

[claudia @H0LYMALICE]

sorry my nose gets wet like a dog in the winter because of my septum ring do you still think im hot

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

Just ate the best steak of my life I’m SICK I’m never gonna have one that good ever again

[kenny @exoticallyqueer]

If we ever break up I don’t think I can date again because I don’t think I can handle telling another person my favorite band is creed with a straight face