Axe

2 Corinthians 12:9. Jesus is King of kings and Lord of lords.

[Axe @exovanquish]

@drilliebobby My mother hand makes them to twice the size of a flour tortilla

[Axe @exovanquish]

@michal_jares @Chadson Most people in America live way above their means with credit cards and loans

[Axe @exovanquish]

@FreddyLA7 You have to try In-N-Out Burger, and make sure you order the fries animal style

[Dale Partridge @dalepartridge]

Average Muslim IQ is 78.5. The birds are eating the insects attracted by the lights.

[uchenna☘️ @uchenna1220]

Y’all been crashing out on me for taking this long.

[Axe @exovanquish]

@diol2n Did she say something in Spanish? I thought I heard one of them say "Ya me mareas" which means "You're making me dizzy"

[Axe @exovanquish]

@MyronGainesX Couldn't have picked a more ghetto part of Miami, stay safe out there

[jinjin @mrjinjin2612]

This gotta be the single funniest way someone has ever leaked anything

[Axe @exovanquish]

@TheeMisogynist @DoubleSip @uzzielreyes19 @Mileage_impo 2014+ Mazda built their own cars

[Axe @exovanquish]

@NicoNIMH @etheravibe Jealous

[tmuxvim @tmuxvim]

I put a prompt injection into my LinkedIn bio and recruiters are messaging me in Old English and calling me Lord.

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Ordering a Pizza for Delivery

1995
– You call
– You order in 2 minutes
– It arrives in 30 minutes

2005
– You go to the website
– You customize it
– It arrives in 45 minutes

2026
– You download the app
– You create an account with email verification
– You add your address with a PIN on the map
– The map can't find your street – You add it manually
– You select a pizza
– The ingredient you want has an extra charge
– You add a card
– Payment error
– You pay with another method – "Your order will arrive in 85 to 140 minutes"

[Daitan @daitan____]

o Instagram LEVOU AS PESSOAS a acreditarem que um relacionamento se resume a viagens, jantares em restaurantes, e experiências incríveis. Mas um relacionamento se constrói no dia a dia, na vida doméstica, no cansaço, no tédio

[Brandon Luu, MD @BrandonLuuMD]

Literally just having a delusional golden retriever mindset measurably changes outcomes and physiology.

Sleep badly? Convince yourself you're well rested.
Stressful day? Convince yourself it's fuel.
Failed? Convince yourself it's useful data.

[Pubity @pubity]

Every new car in the U.S. will be required by law to have tech that puts constant surveillance on the driver by 2027.

AI in your car will determine if you're sober and fit to drive, automatically turning off the vehicle if it determines you're a danger on the road.

[Axe @exovanquish]

@KaynakNews Yes, there was a flood that covered the entire world at one point a few thousand years ago.

[GodlyAction @GodlyAction]

"And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men."

- Jesus

[Axe @exovanquish]

@elonmusk I think I witnessed one for the first time last week

[Noahs Ark Scans @noahsarkscans]

We are the only team executing advanced underground scans of the site where Noah’s Ark landed.

Soon we will show it all to the world..