Did you know that China is over 3,000 years old? and Egypt is over 5,000 years old? and America? the United States of America is not even 250 years old yet and we're still at the motherfucking top, bitch. What in the fuck are you other countries doing? We're like 8 generations in and we're fucking running this shit, bitch. We're the fucking superstars of the world. Suck our fucking cocks, fucker.
I love that we’re the new Rome. Peace with Persia in the afternoon and a gladiator fight in the evening, all on the Emperor’s birthday. Another 1,000 years.
I say it all the time. I love the Chiefs. They mean more to me than just about anything. But it just doesn’t touch what it feels like when the Royals are on a run. Nothing ever touches it
Spring 2026 ins and outs:
IN
- Porch beers
- Sal Stewart
- Listening to baseball games on radio
- Cooking predominantly on a grill
- 80’s Italian mafia movies
- Reading a book
- Walking a golf round
OUT
- Slides (get some flops)
- 4-wheel drive
- Untucked polo shirt
- Weed