Expecting Tweeter

The only pregnancy account on twitter that doesn't suck. Basically. Probs. IDK I'm pregnant and I'm too tired to figure it out. #pregnancy #pregnancyproblems

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@snarkymomtobe Motherhood - the thing where your couch gets soaked in fluid and you’re like “oh thank god it’s just pee”

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@jknipple @ConanOBrien Oh snap.

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@AGoldmund Hard same re: all of my creative pursuits

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@snarkymomtobe This life hack really works

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@KieraElliott This all day.

And all night.

I’m stuck under a baby a lot of hours per day.

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@licjulie That’s just good sense.

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The baby is calm enough so I get to do my normal thing which is eating cheese and crackers topless while watching Bachelorette

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@snarkymomtobe 4 months is like 5 minutes in new mom time. You are nice to let your hubby go have fun. Hopefully he’ll make it up to you in some way that’s perfect for where you’re at

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@AngelaInGeneral @snarkymomtobe Oh my god I find all motherhood advice to be this way - follow your instincts NO NOT THOSE INSTINCTS OH MY LORD no but really STOP THAT you’ll know what to do

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@snarkymomtobe EAT EVERYTHING

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@TheMrsZilla People who don’t complain about pregnancy are doing it wrong. You do you!!

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@persian_mummy She’s perfect!!

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@W0nderW0manW0w He did this to ALL THE LEFTOVERS??? Why is he so evil??

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@old_grouch1 @realDonaldTrump All their honesty and sanity buttons? Yup.

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@UniatowskiScot1 @realDonaldTrump Fox still wins. Sorry bro

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@ealDonaldTrumpp @realDonaldTrump Yup still Fox

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@sagararms4161 @realDonaldTrump @robertjrath1 And it’s 100% clear you don’t have a bachelor of science

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@sagararms4161 @realDonaldTrump @robertjrath1 It’s still Fox News.

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@realDonaldTrump Guys, I said NOT Fox News!!! (It’s still Fox News)

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@IamPDJT000001 @Brimshack @AliceVincit @realDonaldTrump There aren’t any positive things about this administration