expensivevodka

| 15 | He/Him | Hi i just mainly retweet stuff about the things I like #mcrtwt #csmtwt

[🅱️eon 🅱️. 🅱️ennedy @TheWhiplashFX]

Genuinely the dumbest fucking tweet i’ve read

[ties 🍉 @Ridiculous_Ties]

when theres chinese pvz gameplay on your timeline so you lowkey gotta sit there and get stunlocked for 7 minutes

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

white people be like dad the flesh eating amalgamation has decided that we are it’s next worthiest sacrifice

[Mina Ashiwoke 🇨🇳🇵🇷🇩🇴🇮🇳 @Wokelander_alt3]

This fortnite season just full of losers who play like faggots and you can’t do shit cause epic games fucked up desync and they only make your game function fine if you’re an Al Qaeda supporting bird fucking necrophiliac with a $4500 pc that you use to ai generate naked children

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

@ripetomatoboy this one ain’t it

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

Trump linked up with 100 gecs 🔥

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

if you ain’t got a needoh you’re a dildo

[𝓑𝓾𝓫𝓫𝓵𝓮~𝓢𝓹𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓑𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓝𝓮𝔀 𝓓𝓪𝔂 @enjoyer_kiwi]

Suit so bad it got people hallucinating

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

if you genuinely tweet on a private account fuck you

[zastik @zast1k]

fortnite chapter 7 season 4

[𝕷𝖚𝖎𝖟 𝕭𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖔 🌊 @Baino_exe]

vou bater uma punheta no cinema nesse dia botem fé

[santucho @santidepresivos]

Si quisiera tener un oso duro en mi living abriría grindr

[☆ 𝐍𝐨𝐯𝐚 ☆ @novaskiess]

Jam tracks when you reach page 2 of the music pass

[Hernandy D. Uzumaki @hernandy_s]

Noah Schnapp calls his fans soldiers

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

white people be like gerard way fetish opera 😂😂😂😂

[🅱🅸🅶 🅱🅰🅱🅴🆂 @luvbigbabez95]

#iwannafuckherbelly

[benis 📺🐒 @BenisXDDDDDD]

no it's not a "goonrod", no it's not a "rapestick", it's my winky and I use it to tinkle

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

oomf is lowkey just an amish person with a phone

[expensivevodka @expensivevodka]

my evil twin snuck acid into all the drinks at my wedding and killed everyone there